If you had looked back...oh, I'd say about 2 or 3 pages...you would have had a real one of me. But that would have been too easy, I suppose. Easier to "flatter" me with your wit. Thanks for picking this representation. I guess I would most closely resemble the lady on the right, if I had to pick one of them. But I would say that I am at least 25 pounds lighter than she is, if not more. And my hair isn't that red. And you would never catch me dead out in public or near a camera in a bikini. So yeah, this is *so* me and my posse.