SkinsBry Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 This site had me crying and choking for air. http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo da Magnificent Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by SkinsBry This site had me crying and choking for air. http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html :rotflmao: Biggest reasons my military career did not quite make 20 years: If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'. Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true. ‘I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander. The proper response to a briefing is not 'That's what you think'. The proper response to a lawful order is not 'Why?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Must not call SAS "wankers". Must not make Princess Di jokes infront of paras. Haha this guy must have a death wish.l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laugh: :laugh: :notworthy That was some great lunch time reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 SkinsBry, Thanks for posting this. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :doh: :rotflmao: I needed that one today ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted February 4, 2004 Author Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by endzone_dave SkinsBry, Thanks for posting this. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No problem. I was in the Army, so I found it to be really funny.:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankbones Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Sarge, did they call you Skippy earlier in your military career? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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