prophet Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 http://brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_065polynesian Following the surprise announcement that a large contingent of NFL players of Samoan and Tongan ancestry were forming their own team, the Pago Pago Punishers, legendary coach and TV color commentator John Madden announced his retirement. "Man, I finally got this gig on Monday Night Football and then boom! . . bam! these guys get together and form their own team. I gotta quit . . . it's the names! I can't handle the names! I did okay with Junior Seau and I could even handle Jesse Sapolu, especially since them weren't on the same team, but I know I'd really screw the pooch if I tried announcing a Punishers' game. I can see it now . . . `OK, folks, it's 3rd and 8 on the Punishers' twenty yard line. Tuiasosopo takes the snap from Fano Tagovailoa, drops back, fakes a draw to Fuamatu-Ma'afala, and hits Brandon Manumaleuna coming across the center.' Yeah, right! Gimme a break! They'd be back in the huddle before I could spit everything out. I'm too old to make a fool of myself-I gotta retire. Maybe they can get that fast-talkin' guy who did the FedEx commercials." Madden's co-announcer, Al Michaels, was nonplussed at the idea of dealing with the Polynesian players' complex names. "It's not a big deal to me. I'll just make up nicknames . . . once they catch on in Sports Illustrated, everybody will thank me for it. I just hope the players don't get pissed-you see how big those guys are?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor The Invincible Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Hmm You should have stated that this was fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Give him a clown face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMB0 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 CLOWN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 This is definitely not clown worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinMac Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 He's trying to get clowned. This is the third thread he's started like this in the last few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by KevinMac He's trying to get clowned. This is the third thread he's started like this in the last few minutes. geez, its funny articles... lighten up noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 John Madden makes way too much money to retire now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinMac Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I've got your noob swinging, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn X Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Hooooooooly hell, a guy posts some funny stuff and people yell for the friggin clown, and some acting like little kids:doh: Lighten up folks, it's a long off season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 That was hilarious! Learn to take a joke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Give him the Hot Dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Bufford Redux Give him the Hot Dog! Nah, the "Bruce Smith" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgunner Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 If he retires that House on wheels isn't a bad place to hang out. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by OrangeSkin This is definitely not clown worthy. Agreed, not worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Jumbo Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I wouldn't mind seeing Madden retire though. I'm tired of hearing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogwash Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 WOW! I'm not down on all the Extremeskins colloquailisms....The Clown, the hot dog, the Burce Smith..... Any one care to tutor me and help me get a grip on the language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by KevinMac I've got your noob swinging, pal. hmmm sounds like the same thing i told your...." -" :hammer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Hogwash, If you post a thread that is false, such as: "The Redskins moving to Los Angeles" you get certain avatars like a sick looking clown. This one would probably get you banned for life though so don't use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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