Exclusive: P42 Exclusive Mock NFL League Draft (2024)

[Pittman4Two]

Good afternoon and a Happy Friday to all my friends here in the stadium,

 

These are exciting times as we all are buried up to our eyeballs in draft guides and research papers.  

 

I have not done this before, however it is my very first time also in posting (publicly) my mock draft of the NFL League's First Round draft of the NFL League Draft '2024.

 

The reason I haven't posted one of these before is due to the high number of bites of web space needed to contain all the information I've gathered.  As all of you know, I don't take my postings lightly.  I've visited each school virtually to scout the player and their coach while weeding out those not nearly of the higher eshshallon  (or status for those of limited vocabulary).

 

With that, below is how things will go according to my analyzation and proctotization.  Please don't flame me or yell at me or tell me anything is wrong as I'm going through a bit of a rut phase in my life.  My job in the waste field may be coming to an end.  My supervisor (last of a long line of people that are lossed while also not know what to do) is considering the elimination of my position of subterranean technician.  Apparently, there's a more automated way inspect the sewers and test wildlife than to have a HUMAN do the job.  I knew this day would come.  Just my luck as I just purchased a 40" big screen TV to prepare for the upcoming season.  Life always throws you chickens, guys.  It's up to us to make the lemonade.

 

Sorry I went on a tanned gent.  Without any further dews:

 

1. Chicago Bears - Aiden Hall (Univ. of Illinois)

2. Washington Commanders - Ethan Gough (Univ. of Maryland) 

3. New England Patriots - Gunner Daniel (Boston College)

4. Arizona Cardinals - Seth MacKellar (Univ. of Arizona)

5. Los Angeles Chargers - Ryan Wintermeyer (SDSU)

6. New York Giants - Evan Davis (Univ. of Buffalo)

7. Tennessee Titans - Matthew Salansky (Univ. of Tennessee)

8. Atlanta Falcons - William Mote (Univ. of GA)

9. Chicago Bears - Claude Strand (ISU)

10. New York Jets - Ray Gallagher (SBU)

11. Minnesota Vikings - Brady Weeks (UM)

12. Denver Broncos - Cody Pettitt (CSU)

13. Las Vegas Raiders - Walker Hardan (UNLV)

14. New Orleans Saints - Pick is traded to Bucs - Bucs pick Cooper Dejean (IOWA)

15. Indianapolis Colts - Sean Wracher (Univ. of Indiana)

16. Seattle Seahawks - Caleb Johnson (Univ. of Washington)

17. Jacksonville Jaguars - Rocco Underwood (Univ. of Florida)

18. Cincinnati Bengals - Cayson Pfeiffer (no relation to Michelle) (Univ. of Cincinnatti)

19. Green Bay Packers - Peter Bowden (Univ. of Wisconsin)

20. The Champs - Brock Bowers (Univ. of Georgia)

21. Houston Texans - Lance St. Louis (Univ of Texas)

22. Los Angeles Rams - Jack Kautz (Univ. of Missouri)

23. Pittsburgh Steelers - Carl Adomitis (Univ. of Pittsburgh)

24. Miami Dolphins - Nick Walker (Univ. of Miami)

25. Buffalo Bills - Brendon Blades, Jr. (Pace Univ.)

26. Kansas City Chiefs - Luke Hosford (KU)

27. Philadelphia Eagles - Who cares?

28. Cleveland Browns - Justin Holloway (OU)

29. Dallas Cowboys - Angelo Tejada (UTEP)

30. Detroit Lions - Bryce Bouwens (WMU)

31. San Francisco 49ers - David Bird (Cal)

32. Baltimore Ravens - Cole Williams (Navy)

[bowhunter]

Really? As a subterranean technician you can't see the Ethan Gough is a number 2?? Even though his brother Van is the true artist? That's just eary

[Going Commando]

A couple of those names look made up to me.  Brock Bowers?  There's no way something that cliche belongs to a real person.

[Xameil]

Lol nice. Sorry the AI has made it to the level of subterranean engineers.

 

We all thought it would start with Skynet, not Sewernet

[Riggo-toni]

Better that you went on a tanned gent than you came on a tanned gent....not that there's anything wrong with that.

[NewCliche21]

Anyone who doesn't appreciate P42 deserves an instant ban.

 

God made this board for posts like these.