Pittman4Two

Good afternoon and a Happy Friday to all my friends here in the stadium, These are exciting times as we all are buried up to our eyeballs in draft guides and research papers. I have not done this before, however it is my very first time also in posting (publicly) my mock draft of the NFL League's First Round draft of the NFL League Draft '2024. The reason I haven't posted one of these before is due to the high number of bites of web space needed to contain all the information I've gathered. As all of you know, I don't take my postings lightly. I've visited each school virtually to scout the player and their coach while weeding out those not nearly of the higher eshshallon (or status for those of limited vocabulary). With that, below is how things will go according to my analyzation and proctotization. Please don't flame me or yell at me or tell me anything is wrong as I'm going through a bit of a rut phase in my life. My job in the waste field may be coming to an end. My supervisor (last of a long line of people that are lossed while also not know what to do) is considering the elimination of my position of subterranean technician. Apparently, there's a more automated way inspect the sewers and test wildlife than to have a HUMAN do the job. I knew this day would come. Just my luck as I just purchased a 40" big screen TV to prepare for the upcoming season. Life always throws you chickens, guys. It's up to us to make the lemonade. Sorry I went on a tanned gent. Without any further dews: 1. Chicago Bears - Aiden Hall (Univ. of Illinois) 2. Washington Commanders - Ethan Gough (Univ. of Maryland) 3. New England Patriots - Gunner Daniel (Boston College) 4. Arizona Cardinals - Seth MacKellar (Univ. of Arizona) 5. Los Angeles Chargers - Ryan Wintermeyer (SDSU) 6. New York Giants - Evan Davis (Univ. of Buffalo) 7. Tennessee Titans - Matthew Salansky (Univ. of Tennessee) 8. Atlanta Falcons - William Mote (Univ. of GA) 9. Chicago Bears - Claude Strand (ISU) 10. New York Jets - Ray Gallagher (SBU) 11. Minnesota Vikings - Brady Weeks (UM) 12. Denver Broncos - Cody Pettitt (CSU) 13. Las Vegas Raiders - Walker Hardan (UNLV) 14. New Orleans Saints - Pick is traded to Bucs - Bucs pick Cooper Dejean (IOWA) 15. Indianapolis Colts - Sean Wracher (Univ. of Indiana) 16. Seattle Seahawks - Caleb Johnson (Univ. of Washington) 17. Jacksonville Jaguars - Rocco Underwood (Univ. of Florida) 18. Cincinnati Bengals - Cayson Pfeiffer (no relation to Michelle) (Univ. of Cincinnatti) 19. Green Bay Packers - Peter Bowden (Univ. of Wisconsin) 20. The Champs - Brock Bowers (Univ. of Georgia) 21. Houston Texans - Lance St. Louis (Univ of Texas) 22. Los Angeles Rams - Jack Kautz (Univ. of Missouri) 23. Pittsburgh Steelers - Carl Adomitis (Univ. of Pittsburgh) 24. Miami Dolphins - Nick Walker (Univ. of Miami) 25. Buffalo Bills - Brendon Blades, Jr. (Pace Univ.) 26. Kansas City Chiefs - Luke Hosford (KU) 27. Philadelphia Eagles - Who cares? 28. Cleveland Browns - Justin Holloway (OU) 29. Dallas Cowboys - Angelo Tejada (UTEP) 30. Detroit Lions - Bryce Bouwens (WMU) 31. San Francisco 49ers - David Bird (Cal) 32. Baltimore Ravens - Cole Williams (Navy)

Good afternoon, my larger than big Friend! My heart begins to beat when I see your name here on the 'nets. Whenever I watch Commondeers grace the football field or gridiron, if I may, my thoughts directly think about Jumbo and his collection of Lite Brite and Eggos. I have yet to see a collection match the intestiny and passion of this one. Be that as it is what it is, your tackle football knowledge nose know bounds. Signing one of the Quinn clan (no relation to Hugh Millen) is the first good step I've seen your team make since the drafting of one La'Var ArrRington. As you mention, Quinn loves knives. I have a cousin who sells Cutco, so if you need a reverance, please let me know. My apologetics for not being around all that much. As I have aged, I have gotten older. So please keep that in mind. I'll have to chat with my super visor about the overnights I have been putting in. The smell is getting to me. I do wear a mask these days, so no need to worry about ol' P42 (Pittman4Two). You know what Deion used to say. Maybe one day, you and I can get together for some sweet tea and waffles, but I know this place keeps you busy. Hope you get that raise. Let me know if I can lend a good ear.

I remember when Jr. was running around with his pet dog, Larry, during training camp 1999. Those were the days. Simpler times, Ghost. Who knew he'd be all grown up one day and where the uniform? Do you ever take a moment to reflect on how great life was when you were alive? Is walking through walls all it's cracked up to be? Have you seen Elvis or the "where's the beef" lady? Always was a fan of the Galloping Ghost. My brothers, sisters, and my siblings would gather round and watch his cartoon every Halloween. Simpler times.

Good morning from Pewter Pirate land, It's been a good blue moon since I last posted and visited. Hope everyone is enjoying this in-between season time. I just wanted to say, congrats, on landing Danny Quinn. The man reminds me a lot of your previous coach, Marco Rivera. His tenacity, his intencity, his authentic city, his promiscuity, and most importantly, his delicate, surgical hands that built the foundation for a younger head coach to come in and take over the rain. The Commadores should be thrilled as well as excited for this hire. It is evident that he had your squad in mind during the ladder part of last season. He could not keep his excitement checked! Now the attention turns to who will actually be in charge of brewing the coffee at One Commanche Place. There's nothing more important to a head coach than having a freshly brewed cup of go-go juice in the morning. Let this be priority #1 on top of your list of things to do first! As I know you will ask as I know you deeply care about the Pirates in Pewter, we are in reload mode. Not many changes are needed. We have coaches and players and most importantly, the secret strategy: Coffee Link. Good luck and I hope you win the offseason! <insert small text here>not really, haha!</end small text now>

Hello everyone, I trust you had a great weekend with you and yours. Congrats on the big win yesterday. I really don't appreciate how you didn't let our offense play in the fourth quarter. Haven't you ever played for Pop Warners? Everyone gets a chance to play. Not fair...not fair at all. You should go out next week and let the other team play once in a while. Let this be a lesson to you. As always, it was a nice, non-verbal discussion had between rivals. Good luck the rest of the way and looking forward to see you in the post season after the regular season. Go Bucs. Thank you.

Who isn't a fan of Ponch? I'd be lying if I didn't model myself after EE. This is a perfect segway to how important it is to have an excellent kicker on the team. You guys have a kicker and so do we. Without them, you're leaving points on the field.

Thank you bowhunter. Did you ever use Napster? It was such a booger to download all those songs on the internets.

At Jumbo, great to visually see your typographing in person yet again. It's been many blue moons. We here in the Bay of Tampa, enjoy our retirees so why not bring in those who have the Lark catalogs within arms reach? The Pirates in Pewter are always ready for the battle as is the football team although we choose not to be the blinded squirrel when he finds the broken clock. Why not siege the day and capture goats and Gronks, BAs and JPPs, etc. and further. Structurals, I know that the horizon is clear sailing for our ships in the night. I send you cheers and non-jeers to you and your brethren. Jumbo, you are as big as a force as your name exclaims. Ah the good ol' days of Datsun. Thanks for thinking of me my friend. You got the color right as my Ford Probe GT is blue in color.

Sorry friends, just realized I didn't post my final score prediction of how the points would total up at the end of the game. Bucs - 23 Team - 17 Also, a big Happy Veterans Day to all those in uniform. Thanks for all you do to allow people like me to be able to share my uber knowledge to the masses via a bulletin board.

Good afternoon all, I hope each of you had Halloween and received candy. We are in the home stretch as the great Denise Austin once said. This playoffs are shaping up and the Pewter Pirates have not looked better after not losing a game in almost two weeks (%14 days). I've had this game circled and highlighted ever since the schedule was released publicly. Everyone knows the football team wants revenge after last year's playoff non-win against the boys from the bay. The football team has reloaded, gotten stronger, is focused more than ever with little to no distractions, and has a head coach that has won games. You can't bottle that lightning twice. Meanwhile, the Champs continue marching back to the promised land after tasting its fruits and vegetables and nectar and avocados and star fruit and vegetables. Tom Brady continues his career this year the way that he's continued it in the past. Multiple weapons respond to his baited breath commands with vinegar! This will be a toughie for the football team, no doubt, however they like to scrap like Benji in the Benji movies. You can't outsmart them, you can't overwork them, you can't keep them from continually nipping at your heals. You have a really nice team here. Looking forward to having a second-rate discussion with you this week! 8-) Let's break down some statisticals: WFT Latest QB - 34-61, 109 yards, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 1 pick Mitchell - 12 rush, 102 yards, 2 TDs, 0 picks Wash WR - 5 rec, 28 yards, 1 TD, 1 pick Wash TE - 9 rec, 36 yards, 1 TD, 1 pick The Champs Brady - greatness, leadership, "wish I looked like him" looks Lenny - 15 rush, 94 yards, 2 TDs, 1 XP M13E - 7 rec, 144 yards, 2 TDs, 2 scores Dilger - 0 rec, 0 yards Gronk - 3 beers, 2 shots of Zima, 3 chasers of Goldschlager Thoughts?

Pure comedy.

Here's my first attempt.