TK Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 The reason Jerry Jones isn't allowed off the ranch by himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Why every Cowboy loves catus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Argh. Sorry, bubba ... I don't mean to be a dick, here ( ) ... but just can't let that one go. - Om Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlitzFiftySix Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Personally, I'd like to see Lavar lead our guys to Texas in camoflauge gear - ala Riggo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 When it on happens once a year, might as well enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by bubba9497 Argh. Sorry, bubba ... I don't mean to be a dick, here ( ) ... but just can't let that one go. - Om :doh: Believe or not, I didn't realize at first wht that was, I thought it was just a silly stuffed animal dressed as a gay cowboy, I went back and see it was a "real one eyed bandit" :dunce: I feel stupid completely understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Forget it ... it was no big deal. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Skins24 ???? don't get the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 no joke just a bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PCS Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Hey. Anyone seen the fellow who started this mess in the first place? (looks around, under tables, chairs, behind bar, middle of street). Shrugs. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Moral of the story, don't bet on Dallas against the Skins You'll lose your shirt Jerry Jones after the Skins game Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass". The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying the Miranda Rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this image speaks volumes about what I think about the Dallas Cowboys they are all a bunch of...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Crude. But effective, (waits for possible hand slap). Sorry ladies. Caught in the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bubba9497 Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by Om Hey, I found a Campo pic! These are hard to come by, you know. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerm Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by Park City Skins I figured that the Skins signing D Russ would quiet this stuff for a few weeks. I guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Just a little harmless fun Nerm. Sides...gonna have to sign more than just BRuss if the Skins are going to catchup with The Boys. Like maybe...Rikers or Garza East. Just kidding man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerm Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by Park City Skins Just a little harmless fun Nerm. Sides...gonna have to sign more than just BRuss if the Skins are going to catchup with The Boys. Like maybe...Rikers or Garza East. Just kidding man. As a Dallas fan, I'm not going to bash a team for signing a thug. After Irvin scored two touchdowns in a 17 second span in the Super Bowl, I wasnt excactly sitting on my hands saying "It sucks that this drug user is a Cowboy." It was more like "HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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