bubba9497 Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 ONLY a Cowboy could get out-witted by Goober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 All the girlies in Texas say, them Cowboys are a little quick on the trigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Future Skins Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 :laugh: Like that. Hmmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 You know what they say: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 The real Cowboys back field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 The Dallas FO is more fun than..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 In a QB shootout against Ramsey, Quiney is a little slow on the draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 following a previous theme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 The Top 17 Signs Your Football Team is in Trouble with the Law 17 It's mid-March and they're *still* on the front page. 16 More coke sold in the locker room than the concession stands. 15 Prior convictions now listed on backs of trading cards. 14 Receivers have to check in with parole officer before running deep routes. 13 To save time, they schedule press conferences to take place during the police lineup. 12 Instead of "first and ten", it's "five to ten, with time off for good behavior." 11 Too many players are only allowed to play in home games. 10 Your Defensive Coordinator is Johnny Cochran. 9 "Today's halftime entertainment is brought to you by the Riker's Island Death Row Marching Band." 8 Cornerback incapable of covering opponents due to poorly phrased restraining order requiring him to stay 50 feet away from anyone wearing "tight pants and spikes." 7 Players frequently going over to Williams' house to watch "game films." 6 That kid in the tunnel after the game doesn't want your jersey, he wants a gram. 5 The Goodyear Blimp has taken to following certain players 24 hours a day. 4 Spiffy blue and silver uniforms replaced with spiffy orange jumpsuits. 3 Tommy Lee Jones is covering your wide receiver. 2 Starting quarterback has spent more years at State Pen then he did at Penn State. 1 Your star running back's new position is "spouse of the man with the most cigarettes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 The Cowboys employ scouts. But not to watch other teams. To look out for cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 More than 4,000 visits to a Cowboys fan post on the ExtremeSkins board! Is that a record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 We love to make fun of them Cowboys :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Did someone say, "yee haw"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Seperated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 drinks on Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 has anyone seen them in the same room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Jerry leaving his Dallas mansion, to catch the team flight to DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 This has to be Child Abuse even in Texas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Does Emmitt look a bit pale to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 worth 2nd post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 the biggest Cowboy hater of them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 what they were thinking when Jerry told QC, his future will happen with the Dallas Cowboys..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 This week on Jeremy Shockey's DANCE FEVER, special guest the Ol' Homo himself... Bill Parcells will do the "bump" with Jeremy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Dallas Gay Pride Parade 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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