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The reason Jerry Jones isn't allowed off the ranch by himself.

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Argh.

Sorry, bubba ... I don't mean to be a dick, here ( ;) ) ... but just can't let that one go.

- Om

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Originally posted by bubba9497

Argh.

Sorry, bubba ... I don't mean to be a dick, here ( ;) ) ... but just can't let that one go.

- Om

:doh:

Believe or not, I didn't realize at first wht that was, I thought it was just a silly stuffed animal dressed as a gay cowboy,

I went back and see it was a "real one eyed bandit" :dunce:

I feel stupid

completely understand

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Hey. Anyone seen the fellow who started this mess in the first place? (looks around, under tables, chairs, behind bar, middle of street). Shrugs. Nope.

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Moral of the story, don't bet on Dallas against the Skins

You'll lose your shirt

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Jerry Jones after the Skins game Sunday

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Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes:

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this image speaks volumes about what I think about the Dallas Cowboys

they are all a bunch of......

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Crude. But effective, (waits for possible hand slap). Sorry ladies. Caught in the moment.

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Originally posted by Om

Hey, I found a Campo pic!

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These are hard to come by, you know.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :lmao:

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Originally posted by Park City Skins

:D

I figured that the Skins signing D Russ would quiet this stuff for a few weeks.

I guess not.

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Just a little harmless fun Nerm. Sides...gonna have to sign more than just BRuss if the Skins are going to catchup with The Boys. Like maybe...Rikers or Garza East. :silly:

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Just kidding man. :cheers:

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Originally posted by Park City Skins

Just a little harmless fun Nerm. Sides...gonna have to sign more than just BRuss if the Skins are going to catchup with The Boys. Like maybe...Rikers or Garza East. :silly:

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Just kidding man. :cheers:

As a Dallas fan, I'm not going to bash a team for signing a thug. After Irvin scored two touchdowns in a 17 second span in the Super Bowl, I wasnt excactly sitting on my hands saying "It sucks that this drug user is a Cowboy." It was more like "HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!"

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