ACW Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 11/13 positive on rottentomatoes so far. I think this says it all: The film feels like it's been heavily edited, with pretty much all but the most basic story points left on the floor. No matter. The film offers up money shots, one after another, in myriad ways. O'Connell's sleazy porn producer (who I'm sure isn't remotely based on Joe Francis or Girls Gone Wild) brings two girls with him for a shoot on the lake, and the casting of Kelly Brook and Riley Steele borders on genius. Steele is a real porn actress and has no problem with nudity or underwater lesbian ballet, and Brook is an English lingerie model who is an architectural marvel. Honestly, forget about "Avatar." Kelly Brook butt-ass nekkid is the reason that 3D was created, and Aja takes full advantage of the potential. When the film's bloodletting finally kicks in, it's unrelenting, and there's one long sequence that may become infamous as one of the most spectacularly violent R-rated set pieces ever. It just keeps going and going, killing more and more people in crazier and crazier ways, and by the end, I was almost rattled by the sheer quantity of the violence. It's all played for "HOLY CRAP!" laughs, but it is brutally executed by KNB, and you can almost hear Greg Nicotero standing just off-camera and howling at everything he's getting away with.Kelly's the brunette, Riley's the blonde. :beavisnbutthead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 For some reason I feel this might be the first 3d movie I ever see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I can always count on seeing some bikini babes in an ACW thread. I definitely want to see it now. It has that kind of Snakes on a Plane cheesiness that suckers me into being curious enough to go see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The women aside, I saw a trailer for this during Expendables, this movie looks truly awful. I'll still wind up seeing it, but probably redbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The movie looks ****ing stupid. Whoever pays to go see this crap needs to drown themselves along with the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Too bad neither one is hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Too bad neither one is hot. Not at all. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Hey we each have our tastes. She's just not a flavor I would choose a sample of if I walked into Baskin Robbins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Not at all.:doh: He's a Cowboys fan again so we know which way his door swings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Hey we each have our tastes. She's just not a flavor I would choose a sample of if I walked into Baskin Robbins. Oh. I get it. Sorry. You like um... Not that there is anything wrong with that. :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Y'all know me well. My heart can only go to one person. :cloud9: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Did you lose a bet with a Tigers fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 The women aside, I saw a trailer for this during Expendables, this movie looks truly awful. I'll still wind up seeing it, but probably redbox.It seems like one of those so-bad-it's-good moves. Gratuitous 3D nudity, gratuitous 3D violence, what more could you ask for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Not at all.:doh:Many Riley Steele pics are NSFW (she's a porn star) :evilg:As for royally, he's a UGA fan for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Many Riley Steele pics are NSFW (she's a porn star) :evilg:As for royally, he's a UGA fan for some reason. When you posted that she was a porn star, I didn't even look for pics of her. I had already heard of Kelly Brook before. I have a feeling that I won't find (excuse the pun) a full facial pic of Steele very attractive. He just has a lot of man crushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I predict that this movie will rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/piranha_3d/ The tomato meter is currently at 88% FRESH. :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The women aside, I saw a trailer for this during Expendables, this movie looks truly awful. I'll still wind up seeing it, but probably redbox.Redbox = no 3D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Looks like one of those movies that's not supposed to be taken seriously at all, just supposed to be corny and fun. I wanna see it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffxdrummer Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Looks like one of those movies that's not supposed to be taken seriously at all, just supposed to be corny and fun. I wanna see it! Hell yeah, got a whole group going tonight, should be a blast. Anyone that takes this movie seriously, or thinks that the movie takes itself seriously, needs to wake up. It's supposed to be stupid and gory and ridiculous and funny, and in 3-D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Too bad neither one is hot. huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Looks like one of those movies that's not supposed to be taken seriously at all, just supposed to be corny and fun. I wanna see it!:yes: Gratuitous 3D nudity and violence=:1stplace:And Machete in 2 weeks :beavisnbutthead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD5 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kelly Brook(the girl in the red) is incredibly hot. She is on the cover of Playboy this month. Smoking hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Clark Fan Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 forget the good looking girls and the nudity.....i want to know about the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kelly Brook(the girl in the red) is incredibly hot.She is on the cover of Playboy this month. Smoking hot. She's also butt-naked (literally) on the cover of Love Magazine. Her "naked month." :beavisnbutthead::google: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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