Nats Wang getting stronger

[shuler74]

Nats Wang is getting stronger after the Nats wang had successful surgery 12 months ago. The Nationals Wang recovery from major surgery 12 and ½-months ago is a day-to-day process according to Williams. The Nats wang will continue to build strength, it has finally started to take off but we are still a long way away."

Williams says he is very encouraged with what he has seen the last couple of days out of his Wang. "Its is doing better than expected," Williams said, considering the length of time it usually takes to get back from this kind of major surgery. The Nats Wang is reacting well to the rehab and has a "different look on its face" since when they first started the regimen.

[Smoot Point Really]

I hear they have pills for that...

[#98QBKiller]

Lol I bet you loved typing out the thread title.

[ixcuincle]

Good for him

He was supergood for NYY before getting hurt playing against the Nationals of all teams

Another reason why the NL should join the rest of the MLB and use a DH

[Dan T.]

Nat must be pleased, and i'll bet his girlfriend is too.

[MintHillSkinsFan]

Here we go again.............

Maybe Nat should call Bill for advice on his recovery.

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=328199

[Forehead]

Nats Wang is getting stronger after the Nats wang had successful surgery 12 months ago. The Nationals Wang recovery from major surgery 12 and ½-months ago is a day-to-day process according to Williams. The Nats wang will continue to build strength, it has finally started to take off but we are still a long way away."

Williams says he is very encouraged with what he has seen the last couple of days out of his Wang. "Its is doing better than expected," Williams said, considering the length of time it usually takes to get back from this kind of major surgery. The Nats Wang is reacting well to the rehab and has a "different look on its face" since when they first started the regimen.

Here's why the other thread was funny and this one isn't. Some of these sentences (such as the one in bold) are obviously re-written in an attempt at humor, and it's not working. The title is funny enough, why not just post the story link? Unless you wrote this yourself, in which case...no.

Edit *I'll allow for the slim possibility that this was written by a professional journalist somewhere and is just being re-pasted as is. If this slim possibility happens to be true, then that journalist should be fired for trying too hard.

[DjTj]

Here's why the other thread was funny and this one isn't. Some of these sentences (such as the one in bold) are obviously re-written in an attempt at humor, and it's not working. The title is funny enough, why not just post the story link? Unless you wrote this yourself, in which case...no.

Edit *I'll allow for the slim possibility that this was written by a professional journalist somewhere and is just being re-pasted as is. If this slim possibility happens to be true, then that journalist should be fired for trying too hard.

I think it's clear he wrote it himself.

There are a few headlines from around the internet that could have worked better here:

Nationals unsure of Wang's timetable

Riggleman not counting on Wang