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I do! but that's one I don't believe happened. I know some are based off real events and some speculation. ****ing sweet though lol.
Well, yeah. I think a LOT didn't happen (meteorite? :no: ). Still entertaining.

BTW, the narrator? Ron Perlman.

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I love how they bring in the doctors to explain in technical, medical terms the most obvious reasons for someone's death. :ols:

A guy get's run over by a tank. And here we have Dr Atmani Patel, to explain why he died, "When you have the full force of a tank, which weighs several tons, pressing down on the human body, the trauma will shut down every major organ in the body. Blood circulation is cut off. Arteries burst. The brain and skull is smashed like a pancake. The heart is gutted. The spine is crushed. When you have all of these events occurring simultaneously, then the likelihood of death occurs."

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The ones that stick in my mind. The couple that died at the same time during sex with simultaneous orgasms and the chick that ripped her vag with a carrot. Brutal orgasm deaths.

Don't forget the woman who choked to death on a cucumber.

This show is pretty cool. I wonder if the one about the electrocuted car wash hotties was true. You'd think you'd hear about these things in the news.

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I love this show!

Two that I remember right off hand are:

A guy is cliff diving at a big lake in Texas and apparently he jumps in ass-first and hits so hard that the water is forced up his rectum with enough pressure to make his intestines explode! Holy ****, what a terrible way to die.

Another is about a 30-something year old virgin who goes to a whorehouse and ends up messing around with a dominatrix. She puts him in a full-body rubber suit with a zipper gimp mask and puts a ball gag on him. Apparently, he has a severe latex allergy and isn't aware of it and his body goes into some kind of crazy fever and reaction to the latex suit but the dominatrix can't hear him screaming because of the ball gag and he dies right there while getting spanked.

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A guy is cliff diving at a big lake in Texas and apparently he jumps in ass-first and hits so hard that the water is forced up his rectum with enough pressure to make his intestines explode! Holy ****, what a terrible way to die.

What kind of idiot does a cannonball with his rectum dilated and his sphincter disengaged ?

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I used to like this show. Til I realized it was all fake. After looking closely, it's obvious that little or none of these stories are true.

The possibility that they might have been true is what made this show so interesting. Now that that's not the case, it takes away all the intrigue of the show. PLUS, throw in the completely lame-ass Captain Obvious medical commentary on every death, by each of the so-called expert specialists.

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I used to like this show. Til I realized it was all fake. After looking closely, it's obvious that little or none of these stories are true.

The possibility that they might have been true is what made this show so interesting. Now that that's not the case, it takes away all the intrigue of the show. PLUS, throw in the completely lame-ass Captain Obvious medical commentary on every death, by each of the so-called expert specialists.

It really is fake? Who cares doesn't make it any less entertaining! haha

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