Skeets Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 All credit goes to "The Mammoth Book of Jokes." "Bowing to political correctness and pressure from Native Americans, the Washington Redskins have changed their name. They will now be known as the Washington Tampons -- a name chosen because the team is good for only one period and doesn't have a second string." Sadly even in UK joke books, the Redskins are a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestyln Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Way to recycle. I posted the same joke last year about the Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Way to recycle. I posted the same joke last year about the Cowboys. You want a cookie? You recycled a 20 year-old joke a year before he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Three guys walk into a bar. One of them ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 You want a cookie? You recycled a 20 year-old joke a year before he did. At this point a cookie would be better than a win... A win wouldn't get us into the playoffs and would only prolong the employment of Vinny Cerrato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyConway Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 More Skins jokes: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? Put up a goal post. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? Both can make 90,000+ people stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST!" What do you call 25 millionaires sitting around a widescreen watching the super bowl? The Washington Redskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 why does the mood need to be lightened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikbug Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not so much a joke, but it was funny so thought I'd share anyway. I live in Brooklyn and last year when we were playing the Giants I walked into a pizza shop with my skins hat on, but with a hoodie up. I ordered my slice and pulled the hoodie off my hat, the guy behind the counter goes "Your in the wrong town on the wrong night" then gave me a dirty look. That made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You want a cookie? You recycled a 20 year-old joke a year before he did. People keep offering cookies all over threads today but I haven't gotten any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budski Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Those were pretty good. I still like what I heard last year when we were losing to everyone that hadn't won a game yet. Need a win? Call the skins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 All credit goes to "The Mammoth Book of Jokes.""Bowing to political correctness and pressure from Native Americans, the Washington Redskins have changed their name. They will now be known as the Washington Tampons -- a name chosen because the team is good for only one period and doesn't have a second string." Sadly even in UK joke books, the Redskins are a joke. I do not find that funny at all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 People keep offering cookies all over threads today but I haven't gotten any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I am going to hell, I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 why does the mood need to be lightened? because that joke was so horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Three guys walk into a bar. One of them ducks. I thought you said one of them was a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 People keep offering cookies all over threads today but I haven't gotten any. :ols: I saw that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTrey75 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 My favorite: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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