skinsfan4221977 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." :lionsuck::lionsuck::lionsuck::lionsuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veretax Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 ouch that's sad, and funny at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaydogg3eb Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Haha! Thats really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 hahaha that was quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish50 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Didn't see that one coming. lol.....:applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbws Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Old (5-11 for 3 years) Cowboys joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsNo.1 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Lol nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iMeast Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I hope it is still funny at 4:30 p.m. Sunday. :lionsuck: HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emor09 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 haha great one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsheimSkins Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 haha insert every inept football team in the NFL....i think the Dallas Cowboys would be a more suitable team to be ashamed playing for, but thats just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyUtah Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That's really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexx1240 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Hilarious!!:notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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