CRobi21 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 **** Pre-season. **** Dallas. Ok now that that's out of the way. Who is ready for next week. I really don't feel like talking about this preseason crap anymore. I don't think you people understand how pumped up I am. I feel like Barry Bonds does after a good massage with his "special" cream. I'm amped UP! Don't even get me started. is ready to command. Go ahead and call him that silent assassin. He won't talk much on the field, won't show much emotion, but take one look away, and you're dead. Clinton Portis is a straight up beast. He's ready to go for his best season yet as a Skin. Hide the children, with Mike Sellers blocking for him. I heard he eats raw ducks for breakfast. With Santana Moss and Antwaan Randle El slicing through the oponents defense, it could get ugly quick. Do I really need to mention .Do old people really need viagra after that? Jeez. If that didn't do it for them, this probably should seal the deal. This defense is made up of every childs nightmare monster. You got the "Boogie Man", LaRon Landry. They don't call him Dirty 30, and Suicide Mission for no reason. The "Monster Under The Bed", . His arms themselves have two testicles each. Do you really wanna go up against that? "Hey, who's that little white guy that just made our running back just look like a little *****?" Oh, we call him Master, but he also goes by . Let me know how the concussion feels will you? I think is going for his 1,000,000th career tackle this season. That ****ing Sherman Tank. , just keepin it real. I hear if you look into his eyes, you get 7 different forms of the plague.Can't forget about the dark horse Rock Cartwright. Still not pumped as I am? Don't worry. is still here to do so.I mean seriously. Do these other teams know what they're getting themselves into? I mean, I don't wanna say cake walk into the Super Bowl, but someone get out the ****ing oven mits! :eaglesuck:gaintsuck:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryGreenMonk Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Cocaine is a helluva drug. ;-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 **** Pre-season. **** Dallas.Ok now that that's out of the way. Who is ready for next week. I really don't feel like talking about this preseason crap anymore. I don't think you people understand how pumped up I am. I feel like Barry Bonds does after a good massage with his "special" cream. I'm amped UP! Don't even get me started. is ready to command. Go ahead and call him that silent assassin. He won't talk much on the field, won't show much emotion, but take one look away, and you're dead. Clinton Portis is a straight up beast. He's ready to go for his best season yet as a Skin. Hide the children, with Mike Sellers blocking for him. I heard he eats raw ducks for breakfast. With Santana Moss and Antwaan Randle El slicing through the oponents defense, it could get ugly quick. Do I really need to mention .Do old people really need viagra after that? Jeez. If that didn't do it for them, this probably should seal the deal. This defense is made up of every childs nightmare monster. You got the "Boogie Man", LaRon Landry. They don't call him Dirty 30, and Suicide Mission for no reason. The "Monster Under The Bed", . His arms themselves have two testicles each. Do you really wanna go up against that? "Hey, who's that little white guy that just made our running back just look like a little *****?" Oh, we call him Master, but he also goes by . Let me know how the concussion feels will you? I think is going for his 1,000,000th career tackle this season. That ****ing Sherman Tank. , just keepin it real. I hear if you look into his eyes, you get 7 different forms of the plague.I mean seriously. Do these other teams know what they're getting themselves into? I mean, I don't wanna say cake walk into the Super Bowl, but someone get out the ****ing oven mits! :eaglesuck:gaintsuck:dallasuck My god, you just cheered me the hell up, that was so damn funny, you got me pumped up, I mean damn you made me :laugh: out loud! You get a :1stplace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Ahhh....hmmmm....ok...I must ask... How many Colt pills have you taken so far??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkipJackSkin Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Ehhh. . . fun read I guess? Kind of makes me have a false sense of hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 Call me a blind homer all you want. This burgundy and gold kool-aid taste damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherick Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOSKINS_08 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Im with you man! I cant wait for the season opener next Thursday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VASkins540 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 :point2sky Regular Season Are Now! :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 The skins found a better wideout than Thomas or Kelly check out who has more recieving yards http://www.nfl.com/stats/player With the skins new deadly weapon the giants secondary will not stand a chance. yeah redskins rule :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westcoastskinfan Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Count me in, but both our offense and defense will definitely have to turn it up a notch or two next week against the Giants. It will be long night for us if we play like we did in the preseason. :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papabear Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Cocaine is a helluva drug. ;-p lol, werd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Lol, okay, I'm pretty pumped up for next week's opener...but that's also because I'm heading down to Winston's bargate and hanging out with a bunch of ESer's! WOOHOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins2victory Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Lets go squash a Giant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jujuskinsfan Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 The starting Defense didn't play last night. Landry didn't play at all in the preseason (and we know how important he's gonna be for our D), Fletcher didn't have a lot of playing time, Moss and ARE have been sidelined most of the preseason, and I think ARE is really important in our passing game. He is the guy that Jason can throw to IMO. Portis was almost absent, Betts didn't play that much, Marcus Washington was not here the last two games, ......... yes it's preseason and it's gonna be a different team next thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustangSteve Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Im with ya ST, its the real deal from here on out. Time to open the cage and turn the beast loose!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 Im with ya ST, its the real deal from here on out. Time to open the cage and turn the beast loose!!! My beast has been on the loose all night! I'm pumped! Just gave myself 5 stars for this thread. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Brown #43 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 This was actually a pretty funny read, and the thread title sums up exactly how I feel. Let's get it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 This was actually a pretty funny read, and the thread title sums up exactly how I feel. Let's get it on. Appreciate it. If you look, all the players are in yellow. They're name is actually a link to a video for that player. If you people didn't realize. I really went all out on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDSKINZ-RIDEORDIE Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Oh, we call him Master, but he also goes by . Skiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt, pump the breakz, I'm not callin no white guy Master.................. Back to reading the post....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottAH87 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 You win "Redskin Fan Optimism of the Year Award"!! Thanks for sharing, I needed some!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDSKINZ-RIDEORDIE Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 You win "Redskin Fan Optimism of the Year Award"!! Thanks for sharing, I needed some!!!! No BS, especially after lastnight, I dont care if it was the last preseason game, I was PISSED :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheDiesel44 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 After reading that, Im a little more pumped up now. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottAH87 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 No BS, especially after lastnight, I dont care if it was the last preseason game, I was PISSED :mad: I think to not be pissed about the past two games you'd have to be on an unhealthy amount of xanax. But here's to a turn around and a great season!! PUT YOUR HUGGIES PULL-UPS ON ELI, WERE COMING TO BEAT THE **** OUTTA YOU :gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I feel the same way! Go Redskins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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