skinsfan4221977 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I would probably just say something like, "Thanks for f'ing up my team because you can't see beyond your own ego, Danny-boy piece of ____." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natsfan3 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I promise you, you would never get to be on an elevator with Mr. Snyder, the security team would have you step off when he got on. Not in a public building! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyburd Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 1 Punch, that's all it would take from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APBT Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I would ask him, "what is that thing on your hand?" He would probably say, "oh that's Vinny my puppet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoked Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 "You're as useless as a football bat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natsfan3 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Ask him why a kid who grew up watching the skins play and dreamed of owning the team someday did not plan ahead on how to run it. This is such a fallacy. The guy never ever stepped foot into RFK. Sure many people never did, but this guy had the means to do so and still never stepped foot in the building. The guy was not a fan. Looking at him he probably didn't even play sports. Whenever he says he was this great fan I simply shake my head. Yes, I question his fandom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Advice? What would a Billionaire need regarding advice? Anyway, I'd thank him for buying the team and doing his best... I'd also mention to him that I'm hopeful for the future and hope he has many long and successful years as our owner. Then, I'd ask him if he does play fantasy football and if I can join his league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Kick him in the walnuts, then tell him I'm sorry. Wait a while and do it again. Then I would say now you know how we feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrFan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 None, waist of time, he would never listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 This is such a fallacy. The guy never ever stepped foot into RFK. You got a link? Basically, I've heard otherwise... I know it's Wikipedia, but it was the quickest thing that I could find and in there it is claimed that he visited RFK in his youth every Sunday. I'm not claiming this is accurate, but I'd like to know where your source comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'd introduce his face to my fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZROCKBABY! Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Mr Snyder your an even smaller man in person than on tv.....and your shorter too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daskns4life7620 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'd mash his face into the buttons a few times.....take his wallet..........and pee on him. haha thats what i would do. I would probably get a million signatures and tell him to resign cuz no skins fan likes u. and then i would tell him to hire williams, and if not williams mcdainels. ANY1 BUT FOSSIL. :eaglesuck :gaintsuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southskinsfan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Wanna Swap Wifes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins0756 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I would ask him to bump me up on the season tix waiting list I would ask him to give me season tix in his box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexter's manley Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'd pummel him senseless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quettefan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 What advice would you give him? Dan Snyder: Sell my team!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasRoane Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'd tell him if you really love the Redskins then do what's best for them. And sell off the team! Oh yeah, and pee on him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quettefan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Are you kidding? I would be too terrified to even get on an elevator with him! I'd be too afraid he would do something stupid to it and completely break the damn thing. that wouldn't be a problem if the elevator was on the ground floor -- seems that Mr. Snyder has a penchant for bringing everything around him down to that level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoskins Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'd say, look, Dan, I know you love this team as a fan like I do. But you and your buddy Vinny are totally in over your head. I couldn't run this team as a fan either. And you can't. Find a good minority owner who knows football. AND find a real GM. Not some buddy of yours. A REAL GM. And for God's sake, learn to call your own employees and talk to them. Stop hiding behind Gibbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommishDC Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 What does his wife looklike? Wanna Swap Wifes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superozman Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Danny and his wife for the poster above, i forgot to quote... http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2853260.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDF30E858C1A5CE7205A5397277B4DC33E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roqnap1 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 There are too many things I would want to say to him. ...and all of them would include a peeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essex03 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I would ask him to bump me up on the season tix waiting list Believe me ZHouse, if this crap keeps up, you can buy mine for next season! And if I was on the elevator with "The Belt Buckle Kid" I would tell him one thing: "Worry about making money with the franchise, and leave the FOOTBALL smarts to someone else that knows what the hell he or she is doing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoskins Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Believe me ZHouse, if this crap keeps up, you can buy mine for next season! Seriously, the way this is headed, Skins tickets will be easier to get than parking tickets in DC. I repeat, Danny and Vinny are just totally over their heads right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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