G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I could care less if they killed cats...cats are fickle creatures and not 1/100th as loyal as dogs. Cats>Dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Is anybody else reminded of the 'dog's got personality' dialogue from Pulp Fiction? 'Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I ain't gonna eat the filthy mother ****er.' :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Cats>Dogs Turn in your man card at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Turn in your man card at the door. Eh, dogs are dirty. You got to walk them, wait for them to **** and piss, then pick up the **** and throw it away, then brush them and all that. Then they need attention. It's too much of a chore for me. I'd rather have a cat. Open the front door and they go out by themselves. They don't beg for food or try to go through the trash. They don't need too much attention. Yeah I'll take a cat over a dog. If that makes me less of a man then so be it. I'd rather be less of a man then picking up something elses ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Eh, dogs are dirty. You got to walk them, wait for them to **** and piss, then pick up the **** and throw it away, then brush them and all that. Then they need attention. It's too much of a chore for me. I'd rather have a cat. Open the front door and they go out by themselves. They don't beg for food or try to go through the trash. They don't need too much attention. Yeah I'll take a cat over a dog. If that makes me less of a man then so be it. I'd rather be less of a man then picking up something elses ****. Damn, he makes a good point there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Eh, dogs are dirty. You got to walk them, wait for them to **** and piss, then pick up the **** and throw it away, then brush them and all that. Then they need attention. It's too much of a chore for me. I'd rather have a cat. Open the front door and they go out by themselves. They don't beg for food or try to go through the trash. They don't need too much attention. Yeah I'll take a cat over a dog. If that makes me less of a man then so be it. I'd rather be less of a man then picking up something elses ****. Cats also don't give a rat's ass about you - unless they want something. It's all about the loyalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Dog is a good snack. Especially on a stick. I sure wouldn't want bird flu virus in my gogee next time I go to Korea Why couldn't this hit the cat population? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeydont Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The truth is People usually have rights to protect them and Animals collectively have no such immunity. They are here along with us as our companions in life. It is very important to stop this from happeing (heck send Archuleta over instead) America loves her canines Its just that the orientals have a taste for bugs, dogs, cats makes me puke its so disgusting. We must stop this. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The truth is People usually have rights to protect them and Animals collectively have no such immunity. They are here along with us as our companions in life. It is very important to stop this from happeing (heck send Archuleta over instead) America loves her canines Its just that the orientals have a taste for bugs, dogs, cats makes me puke its so disgusting. We must stop this. :applause: Bugs are good. You haven't eaten until you've had fried roach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The truth is People usually have rights to protect them and Animals collectively have no such immunity. They are here along with us as our companions in life. It is very important to stop this from happeing (heck send Archuleta over instead) America loves her canines Its just that the orientals have a taste for bugs, dogs, cats makes me puke its so disgusting. We must stop this. :applause: And people in India most likely hate the fact that we slaughter sheep. Should they come over here and stop us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrapeApe Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Cats also don't give a rat's ass about you - unless they want something. It's all about the loyalty. Perfect. They don't care about me and I don't care about them. The perfect pet. Stay the hell out of my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Perfect. They don't care about me and I don't care about them. The perfect pet. Stay the hell out of my way. Exactly. Cats are there when YOU need them to be there. Dogs are there all the time, bothering you, getting in the way, barking, needing attention. Blah. **** that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I throw a toy - a dog sticks out his tongue, wags his tail, runs gets the toy brings it back and acts like I'm the greatest person in the world. I throw a toy - a cat looks at me like I'm an ******* and walks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayH81 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 this has to be a joke post.you want the President of the United States to somehow STOP South Korea from killing dogs?!! Are you insane? Vote Fido! We must nuke them for eating or otherwise killing dogs. Prepare for the Nuclear Winter! Defend the Canine way of Life! /shamelessly stolen and paraphrased from "Ice Age". /Hail:helmet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I throw a toy - a dog sticks out his tongue, wags his tail, runs gets the toy brings it back and acts like I'm the greatest person in the world. Isn't that what kids are for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacase Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Dogs are named mans best friend for a reason...to equate killing cows to dogs is absurd. Dude in India a Cow is a sacred animal to worship. Killing a cow to them in Taboo! Different cultures man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Cats also don't give a rat's ass about you - unless they want something. It's all about the loyalty. Rince needs to be loved. I gotta admire and respect the attitude of cats ... they live in your house, eat your food, and then say F**k you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Rince needs to be loved. [overexagerate new york, jewish female voice]Is that so wrong??? [/overexagerate new york, jewish female voice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 [overexagerate new york, jewish female voice]Is that so wrong??? [/overexagerate new york, jewish female voice] As my own mother would say "If you want to be loved, first you should be loveable". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwbiggs Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Mmmmm....maybe I can make this fly at my house. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air Force Cane Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I am sure President Bush will get right on that whole "save the dog population" of South Korea, right after he wraps up the whole "save the human population" in: Darfur Sudan Somalia Iraq Lebanon Israel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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