Monkart Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Really, It seems to me that they are just walking the water out there during the commercial breaks don't they realize the cramps and the hammy's their causing??? we can THANK them for Santana not finishing the game last week. :mad: Maybe we can replace them during the bye week (If the cap allows it, that is), maybe the Water Boy's the Eagles let go a couple of years ago (when they hired Pickle Juice Specialist) can help. :whoknows: they might be available for vet min. Hell maybe Dan could hook up some bottles on the overhead cameras (like in a hamster cage) and just lower them during the commericals. (just an attempt at humor, Not directed at anyone, I'm bored in the bye week) HTTR Please come back STRONG!!!! :fingersx: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 We should have drafted the water boys and not picked up those pricey free agents with the "flavored filtered water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 We should have drafted the water boys and not picked up those pricey free agents with the "flavored filtered water" Yeah, I totally agree!! Friggin Vinny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSpearheadxX Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 We should have drafted the water boys and not picked up those pricey free agents with the "flavored filtered water" :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: You just made my day, on a day where I was getting quite depressed. You guys turned it all around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 I don't mind so much the flavored water guys, it's that one flavored water lightly carbonated guy that gets me. All flash. So typical of this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 I don't mind so much the flavored water guys, it's that one flavored water lightly carbonated guy that gets me. All flash. So typical of this team. Dont you mean the CARBOOONATED GUY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 Dont you mean the CARBOOONATED GUY! :laugh: :laugh: Doooooog!!!! You're on fire!!!..........WATER...WATER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins4life234 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Maaybe we should pick up that waterboy, who ended up playing Linebacker for that one college team. He really knows how to make some good H2O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimpey42000 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Maaybe we should pick up that waterboy, who ended up playing Linebacker for that one college team. He really knows how to make some good H2O BOBBY BOUCHIER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 BOBBY BOUCHIER!!! You mean Bobby BOOOOOCHIER?!?! We dont want him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 It is the work of the Debil!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin81 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Really, It seems to me that they are just walking the water out there during the commercial breaks don't they realize the cramps and the hammy's their causing??? we can THANK them for Santana not finishing the game last week. :mad: Maybe we can replace them during the bye week (If the cap allows it, that is), maybe the Water Boy's the Eagles let go a couple of years ago (when they hired Pickle Juice Specialist) can help. :whoknows: they might be available for vet min. Hell maybe Dan could hook up some bottles on the overhead cameras (like in a hamster cage) and just lower them during the commericals. (just an attempt at humor, Not directed at anyone, I'm bored in the bye week) HTTR Please come back STRONG!!!! :fingersx: LMAO. Now this is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Pablo Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 You sure this wasn't directed at anyone? The thread title seems to follow a similar structure as another thread I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 I'd also like to get the real problem with the waterboys. What's with the water bottles? I think it's time to go to a different color. That could help right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 You sure this wasn't directed at anyone? The thread title seems to follow a similar structure as another thread I've seen. Not at anyone specific really, it should actually resemble a few you have seen. It's was a number of thread titles I've seen that made me do it! And I couldn't unless I were to try and find them all, tell you who posted them. OK, now I see your thread title on Jansen, but your thread is like many others on many other players, so although yours was not THE one that inspired mine it is one of the many. Sorry if you are offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Actually, I believe we could be in some big trouble with this whole issue. I'm pretty sure Gatorade, not water is the office drink of the NFL. If there isn't Gatorade in those bottles, we're probably going to lose the few draft picks we have left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I'd also like to get the real problem with the waterboys. What's with the water bottles? I think it's time to go to a different color. That could help right there. Too late...all the colors of the water bottles have been selected for the year....that really doesnt have anything to do with winning now does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy2677 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Yea, Dan Snyder signed 3 water boys last week after the game. They all got 6 year/30 million dollar contracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Too late...all the colors of the water bottles have been selected for the year....that really doesnt have anything to do with winning now does it? Sure it can. Look at how they have done since making that decision. Oh and the towels. They carry towels too. Need to change up the colors for those too. Some type of retro look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Bye weeks suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I think this would help hydrate the guys: Water, sucrose syrup, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, natural lemon and lime flavors, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate, glycerol ester of wood rosin, yellow 5. I'd call it Tan-a-man-ade HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinsunshine Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 If the Skins score a TD (it could happen!) and two waterboys happen to cheer and raise their water bottles at the same time, is that considered an illegal excessive TD celebration under the new rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Yea, Dan Snyder signed 3 water boys last week after the game. They all got 6 year/30 million dollar contracts. You know that once they get that 30 Mil contract they can't be cut due to the salary cap. Why should they earn that money now? Next time we need to add incentive bonus clauses in their contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Sure it can. Look at how they have done since making that decision. Oh and the towels. They carry towels too. Need to change up the colors for those too. Some type of retro look. Its time to go back to the burgandy and gold bottles, the white on white just isn't making it. I hate the bye week, no breaking news to speak of and its Dallas week. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 If the Skins score a TD (it could happen!) and two waterboys happen to cheer and raise their water bottles at the same time, is that considered an illegal excessive TD celebration under the new rules? :laugh: :laugh: Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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