#1njskinsfan Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Really, It seems to me that they are just walking the water out there during the commercial breaks don't they realize the cramps and the hammy's their causing??? we can THANK them for Santana not finishing the game last week. pretty funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 If the Skins score a TD (it could happen!) and two waterboys happen to cheer and raise their water bottles at the same time, is that considered an illegal excessive TD celebration under the new rules? Only if they pick each other up. Its time to go back to the burgandy and gold bottles, the white on white just isn't making it. Agreed. I'm thinking one white bottle and one burgandy bottle. Both with yellow caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passizle Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Really, It seems to me that they are just walking the water out there during the commercial breaks don't they realize the cramps and the hammy's their causing??? we can THANK them for Santana not finishing the game last week. :mad: Maybe we can replace them during the bye week (If the cap allows it, that is), maybe the Water Boy's the Eagles let go a couple of years ago (when they hired Pickle Juice Specialist) can help. :whoknows: they might be available for vet min. Hell maybe Dan could hook up some bottles on the overhead cameras (like in a hamster cage) and just lower them during the commericals. (just an attempt at humor, Not directed at anyone, I'm bored in the bye week) HTTR Please come back STRONG!!!! :fingersx: Nice way to breal up the same ol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan81 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Well maybe we can sign Marshall Faulk as a waterboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 All I can say to this thread is wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I bet we'd get a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty for bringing out the wrong water bottles or towels. You know, we celebrated too much when water was finally brought onto the field. it was a "team" celebration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 I bet we'd get a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty for bringing out the wrong water bottles or towels. You know, we celebrated too much when water was finally brought onto the field. it was a "team" celebration. No, the NFL would just fine the water boy later in the week for not having the bottles dressed right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 No, the NFL would just fine the water boy later in the week for not having the bottles dressed right And for not having the towel in the right hand. That's important you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 And for not having the towel in the right hand. That's important you know. You mean...THEY let the Water Boy carry the towels too???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 You mean...THEY let the Water Boy carry the towelstoo???? Uniform policy. They don't call it the No Fun League for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Uniform policy. They don't call it the No Fun League for nothing. You mean...THEY let the Water Boy carry the towels too???? Listen...ignorance of the policy is no excuse... They carry their towels over their shoulders, not in their hands!!!!! This is what causes all the issues with the shoulder tendnitis and can cause early retirement with the waterboys. Hence the reason you do not pay these guys the big free agent money like we always do every spring. They never last and then we are stuck in bottle cap hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Listen...ignorance of the policy is no excuse... They carry their towels over their shoulders, not in their hands!!!!! This is what causes all the issues with the shoulder tendnitis and can cause early retirement with the waterboys. Hence the reason you do not pay these guys the big free agent money like we always do every spring. They never last and then we are stuck in bottle cap hell! HEY!! :mad: no need to get personal dooge, in my infinite ignorance, I thought they had a freaking Towel Boy in addition to the Water Boy, both of whom had to report to the Get Back Coach. But obviously you are far more informed in these matters than I am. And I thought I knew football :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Listen...ignorance of the policy is no excuse... They carry their towels over their shoulders, not in their hands!!!!! This is what causes all the issues with the shoulder tendnitis and can cause early retirement with the waterboys. Hence the reason you do not pay these guys the big free agent money like we always do every spring. They never last and then we are stuck in bottle cap hell! Oh sure. Here we go. The old water bottle cap hell thing again. Every year it's the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin81 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 We need to face the facts. Our water boys are old and the game has passed them by. We must put in our young water boys and see if they have what it takes. The future is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 We should have drafted the water boys and not picked up those pricey free agents with the "flavored filtered water" >> I'm sure we can pay Adam Sandler $20 Million to make "WaterBoy 2 : There Goes the Salary Cap". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Oh sure. Here we go. The old water bottle cap hell thing again. Every year it's the same. :laugh: Yeah but see below to see how we will be generating the income to pay these guys...Snyder is genius!!!! Talking about making the most of your FA signing marketing oppurtunities;) HEY!! :mad: no need to get personal dooge, in my infinite ignorance, I thought they had a freaking Towel Boy in addition to the Water Boy, both of whom had to report to the Get Back Coach. But obviously you are far more informed in these matters than I am. And I thought I knew football :doh: Its not personal, it's just you didnt know the rules/policies of the cap implications of water boy football assistants. It's so frustrating to have to explain this over and over on this board.:doh: It's very complicated and it's understandable you couldnt follow it. Dont worry, your not the first to drown in gallons and gallons of information that can be tied up in these extensive contracts. We wouldnt expect you to understand it..... Heck they dont really understand it......this is why they have a bottlecapoligist. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Talking about making the most of your FA signing marketing oppurtunities;) Its not personal, it's just you didnt know the rules/policies of the cap implications of water boy football assistants. It's so frustrating to have to explain this over and over on this board.:doh: It's very complicated and it's understandable you couldnt follow it. Dont worry, your not the first to drown in gallons and gallons of information that can be tied up in these extensive contracts. We wouldnt expect you to understand it..... Heck they dont really understand it......this is why they have a bottlecapoligist. . Oh well, I think I'm finally catching on, at first it was like a tidal wave of information and it seem like I was trying to catch all of Niagara falls in a 8 oz glass. But I've gotten through the rapids and have reached the calm stream of information below. Yeah, I know now it wasn't personal, it's all water under the bridge, dooge. :thumbsup: And yes, that Snyder is one swift businessman. No matter what he gets involved in he always makes a splash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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