IceDragon38 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Well it seems that every thread here seems to be about bashing the Skins. I think it's time to put in some humor in this forum....after all guys its just a game. There are more important things in our lives than just the Washington Redskins. Like sex...and.....well I'll think of the rest later. Anywho, imagine if you woke up in the morning and read the paper and found these headlines in the sports page! Terrell Owens signed to 5 year deal with Washington Redskins Patrick Ramsey named Super Bowl MVP, Jets win after GW field goal from John Hall Salary Cap lifted, Dan Snyder signs the NFC Pro Bowl team. The 1997 Pro Bowl team. Ryan Leaf named starting quarterback of Redskins. Deion Sanders comes out of retirement, starts at DB. Again. Samuels and Jansen traded for two Houston Texans lineman to be named later. FedEx Field to be renamed Tampax Stadium Joe Gibbs signs Santana Moss to NASCAR contract McNabb traded to Redskins, benched for Todd Collins Any others you guys can think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "Government moves Social Security age to 72. Brunell signs contract extension through 2020" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower_I Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Redskins rehire Steve Spurier; Deion Sanders to coach Defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPortJGibbs89 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Redskins start Brunell for Cowboys game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winning Season Please! Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Redskins start Brunell for Cowboys game. :rotflmao::shot::rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roy182 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "Gibbs impersonator indicted - real coach held prisoner in an undisclosed location". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fischer fan Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 In order to stop offending the native Americans, Synder announced to the Washington Post today that the team name will be changed to the Washington Jewboys. The new helmet will sport a yarmulke, dredlocks and beard. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinsforlife Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Redkins make Adam Archuletta highest paid safety in NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-O-G Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Clinton Portis traded to Denver for the 3rd round pick back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorhavoc Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Redskins win 9 in a row to win division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDSKNFN_48 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "Synder Hires Steve Spurrier, Marty Schottenheimer & Norv Turner as his Private Security" We've just received word that Daniel M. Synder has been brtually beaten....Doctor's performed surgery at Synder Communications to remove a Six Flags annual report from out his (Bleep). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canethang 305 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "Gibbs impersonator indicted - real coach held prisoner in an undisclosed location". Undisclosed location revealed in leaked grand jury testimony: Rick Hendrick found to have hidden Joe Gibbs under Hendrick Motorsports Facility to try and put JGR out of business and get Gordon his 5th championship, after JGR flourishes under JD Gibbs leadership Hendrick let's Gibbs out hoping that his conservative approach will limit Denny Hamlin's success.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_ Skinshead Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "Gibbs impersonator indicted - real coach held prisoner in an undisclosed location". That's excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Redskins win a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARF-HOG Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Cliton Portis to replace Rafael Palmeiro as the new spokeman for Viagra. Or Barry Bonds hired as the new trainer for the Redskins or Rosanne Barr hired a cheerleader for the Redkinsettes :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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