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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=2338046

"In what has become as much a part of free agency as Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder's revving the engines of his private jet and breaking out his checkbook, it's time to cue the calliope, as the annual quarterback carousel swings into gear."

except last year that is..... right len? :rolleyes:

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When I read something like this from LP I often find myself imagining what he must have looked like as he was writing this garbage. I imagine an obese hobit sitting at his keyboard with the nubbiest of nubs for fingers. I imagine a good sized portion of cheese sauce creaping down the left side of his chin. As he begins to write he giggles at how much he amuses himself. As he giggles he jars loose an old cheetoh that had been lodged in his esophagus. This causes a quick choking motion followed by pure bliss on his part when he realizes he had just found a bonus cheetoh. You know, kinda like how you feel when you find a twenty spot in your jeans.

He then takes his little article to his editor and smirks as he believes he is some great comedic genious, a master of the english language. As he approaches his editors office the smell of sweat covered fescies is emminating in the hallways of ESPN. His editor promptly thanks Pasquarelli and escorts him from his office as to spare himself from any further gagging.

Then I realize, ESPN doesn't have editors.

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except last year that is..... right len? :rolleyes:

Well, you could argue that we had a situation like that last year, Starting with Ramsey, then making a midseason switch (even if it was only one game) and we also traded up to get a new guy in Cambell and had to pay him 1st round money, and we cut Hasselbeck.

He might be right about this year too, depending on how you look at it. Maybe Cambell starts this year, or takes over half way through, Ramsey may or May not be traded, and if he does go, well need someone to replace him.

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When I read something like this from LP I often find myself imagining what he must have looked like as he was writing this garbage. I imagine an obese hobit sitting at his keyboard with the nubbiest of nubs for fingers. I imagine a good sized portion of cheese sauce creaping down the left side of his chin. As he begins to write he giggles at how much he amuses himself. As he giggles he jars loose an old cheetoh that had been lodged in his esophagus. This causes a quick choking motion followed by pure bliss on his part when he realizes he had just found a bonus cheetoh. You know, kinda like how you feel when you find a twenty spot in your jeans.

He then takes his little article to his editor and smirks as he believes he is some great comedic genious, a master of the english language. As he approaches his editors office the smell of sweat covered fescies is emminating in the hallways of ESPN. His editor promptly thanks Pasquarelli and escorts him from his office as to spare himself from any further gagging.

Then I realize, ESPN doesn't have editors.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nice visual

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I used to enjoy the years of Redskins one. March was always a happy time in Redskin land.

Now we've traded happy marches for Happy Januarys, I can't complain.

But, no need to jump on Lenny here. Even though we did take it slow last year, the previous 5 were quite the spending sprees.

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