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What do you tell a women with 2 blacks eyes???

Nothing you already told her twice.

Disclaimer*** SkinsOrlando does not promote or encourage the use of violence in anyway towards women.

So i approach this woman at a bar and i see she has a black eye, and i think to myself "Great, she doesn't listen!" - Dave Atell

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Hey, there isn't no settling down!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days, They're back. There's no choices left, And I'm ready for war!!

Coolist fooking line ever. I'd like to go around and start saying it to people just for the hell of it.

Drive-threw guy: Your hamburgers almost ready hold on a sec.

Me: My hamburgers not ready? WTF!!!

Drive-threw guy: Settel down sir!!

me: Hey, there isn't no settling down!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days, They're back. There's no choices left, And I'm ready for war!!

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I think my male pugs a pervert, he's always carrying around my wifes panties. I personally find it very funny, she's not so amused.

so ummm..right...where's your wife while the pug is carrying her panties? :paranoid:

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so ummm..right...where's your wife while the pug is carrying her panties? :paranoid:

Usually chasing after him, he likes to grab them out of the hamper. Whats even better is my buddy Bobby's pug does the same damn thing.

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