flyingtiger1013 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 The Central Intelligence Agency revealed today that it has solid evidence that Saudi Arabia has hired thousands of ninjas to provide internal security and for use as bodyguards. Ninjas are Japanese warriors trained in stealth, combat, assassination, and numerous other disciplines. "We had no idea so many ninjas were available for hire, or we would have hired them ourselves," says CIA spokesman Bob Johnson. Satellite photos indicate small groups of ninjas frequenting public places such as food markets. "We noted that they are usually between 5 feet and 5 feet 6 inches tall, shorter than the average male Arab but close to the average for Japanese men. They wear their ninja uniforms publicly. Sometimes prominent male Saudis have one or two ninja bodyguards following them at a short distance, ready for any trouble," Johnson explained. "We think that the ninjas were funded in part by Japanese mega corporation executives, known as zaibatsu, in exchange for oil price controls on exports to Japan." The ninjas, while easily identified during the day, seem to completely vanish at night, blending in to the surroundings. They also seem to make their presence known when acting as bodyguards, but use their powers of stealth to conceal themselves otherwise. They are seldom seen outdoors by themselves. Analysts speculate that the ninjas train in remote mountain villages under primitive conditions without cars since the ninjas are never observed operating a vehicle. http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_325ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 That pretty cool... when I think of ninja'a now this come's to mind Man I miss ole CF's comedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I want a ninja... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Well, at least it'll keep the British out now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by visionary Well, at least it'll keep the British out now... ...don't mess with the hero turtles... :kungfu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I still think the onion is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 This is a joke...right? Not the best kind of news parity...not really all that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmic Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I had a ninja and he stole my schnauzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally printed May 2002 Bit of a delay there, eh tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 heh, hilarious, Ninjas are awesome though, though I dont see how they could be defense instead of attack/espionage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timitim Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Wouldn't these ninjas be nice especially since how the women are treated over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Wouldn't surprise me. Saudi's don't work anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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