Riggo-toni Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Phila, PA Terrell Owens Confirms ESPN Reporter Len Pasquarelli is his father "Lenny the Hut is my father," Terrell Owens admitted in a misty-eyed interview with the Philadelphia Inquirer. "I know when people hear me say I need millions more to feed my family, they think I'm kidding or being selfish, or just overly concerned about all the child support payments I have to make to all the downtown hookers, but honestly my Dad Lenny is eating me out of house and home. The guy eats more donuts than Coach Reid chows down Cheesesteaks. Nobody can realistically expect me to support that on just 3 million a year. Like I said, I've got a family to feed." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte, NC Rae Carruth endorses Randy McMichael for Father of the Year. "A few punches don't mean nothing," Carruth insisted. "If that'd been my b*tch, she'd be dead by now. Give the man some props for showing such restraint." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miami,FL In a related item, McMichael disputed eyewitness accounts who described the incident in question as spousal abuse. "I've been practicing for the role as a pimp for the new TV series Miami Vice 2005. Why else would I be driving a 1984 Cadillac when I got so much bling bling. The director really needs to view the right trajectory when my character throws his ho out of a moving vehicle. That takes practice, and the stunt double refused to work with me after I smacked her for bringing me a cold cup of coffee, so I had to practice with my wife. She's always been supportive of my career, even if she does forget to bring me a cold beer when she's supposed to...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Edgy. Stand by for outraged posters with green handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Riggo-toni Phila, PA Terrell Owens Confirms ESPN Reporter Len Pasquarelli is his father "Lenny the Hut is my father," Terrell Owens admitted in a misty-eyed interview with the Philadelphia Inquirer. "I know when people hear me say I need millions more to feed my family, they think I'm kidding or being selfish, or just overly concerned about all the child support payments I have to make to all the downtown hookers, but honestly my Dad Lenny is eating me out of house and home. The guy eats more donuts than Coach Reid chows down Cheesesteaks. Nobody can realistically expect me to support that on just 3 million a year. Like I said, I've got a family to feed." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte, NC Rae Carruth endorses Randy McMichael for Father of the Year. "A few punches don't mean nothing," Carruth insisted. "If that'd been my b*tch, she'd be dead by now. Give the man some props for showing such restraint." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miami,FL In a related item, McMichael disputed eyewitness accounts who described the incident in question as spousal abuse. "I've been practicing for the role as a pimp for the new TV series Miami Vice 2005. Why else would I be driving a 1984 Cadillac when I got so much bling bling. The director really needs to view the right trajectory when my character throws his ho out of a moving vehicle. That takes practice, and the stunt double refused to work with me after I smacked her for bringing me a cold cup of coffee, so I had to practice with my wife. She's always been supportive of my career, even if she does forget to bring me a cold beer when she's supposed to...." the TO stuff was brilliant!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Kao Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 LOFL!!!! I almost spit coffee on my screen...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNatsFan Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 The TO part was good. :thumbsup: I just can't detach myself from the fact that there's a real life victim married to a real life fool for the rest of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Khun Kao LOFL!!!! Did you just say, "Laughing On Floor Laughing"? That was pretty funny stuff Riggo, especially the Rae Carruth mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingtiger1013 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Khun Kao LOFL!!!! I almost spit coffee on my screen...... Same here! Good stuff!:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 lord lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 That was great. I figgin loved em!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 You big meanie! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 i needed that, long day at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 LOL... great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDFan5 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Riggo-toni Phila, PA Terrell Owens Confirms ESPN Reporter Len Pasquarelli is his father "Lenny the Hut is my father," Terrell Owens admitted in a misty-eyed interview with the Philadelphia Inquirer. "I know when people hear me say I need millions more to feed my family, they think I'm kidding or being selfish, or just overly concerned about all the child support payments I have to make to all the downtown hookers, but honestly my Dad Lenny is eating me out of house and home. The guy eats more donuts than Coach Reid chows down Cheesesteaks. Nobody can realistically expect me to support that on just 3 million a year. Like I said, I've got a family to feed." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte, NC Rae Carruth endorses Randy McMichael for Father of the Year. "A few punches don't mean nothing," Carruth insisted. "If that'd been my b*tch, she'd be dead by now. Give the man some props for showing such restraint." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miami,FL In a related item, McMichael disputed eyewitness accounts who described the incident in question as spousal abuse. "I've been practicing for the role as a pimp for the new TV series Miami Vice 2005. Why else would I be driving a 1984 Cadillac when I got so much bling bling. The director really needs to view the right trajectory when my character throws his ho out of a moving vehicle. That takes practice, and the stunt double refused to work with me after I smacked her for bringing me a cold cup of coffee, so I had to practice with my wife. She's always been supportive of my career, even if she does forget to bring me a cold beer when she's supposed to...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jschlesi Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I hope Lenny and his son take both take the year off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINtil8tin Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Sweet Sassy Molassy Did you just say, "Laughing On Floor Laughing"? Just a stab but I think LOFL means laughing out f-ing loud. Anyone want to clarify that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgunner Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Good stuff!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Great, I was eating dinner when I read this. There is food everywhere now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoDannyBoy Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Thanks, that was a great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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