dks1240 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I live with three guys so my house is decorated with "guy" posters (half naked girls, beer posters, etc.) here is my personal favorite, i find it pretty funny although i guess i should be jealous of what the poster is saying: WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE A GUY: -Your a$$ is never a factor in a job interview. -Wedding plans take care of themselves. -Car mechanics tell you the truth. -The world is your urinal. -Same work, more pay. -Wrinkles add character. -Your last name stays put. -The garage is all yours. -Your orgasms are real. Always. -You can open all your own jars. -Phone convos are over in 30 seconds -Wedding dress $2000, tux rental $100. -Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack -Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. -You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. -You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut -People never glance at your chest when you are talking to them. -Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them -Xmas shopping for 25 relatives can be accomplished on Dec 24th in minutes. -If another guys show up at the party with the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends -You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors. -Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room -You can rationalize any behavior with the phrase "F*%k it!" -You acn quietly enjoy a carride from the passenger seat -You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness -None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry -All the sex you want without worrying about your reputation -The same hairstyle last for years, maybe decades -You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes -Your belly usually hides your big hips -5 day vacation requires one suitcase -If you are 34 and single, nobody notices -You can be president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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