dks1240 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I live with three guys so my house is decorated with "guy" posters (half naked girls, beer posters, etc.) here is my personal favorite, i find it pretty funny although i guess i should be jealous of what the poster is saying: WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE A GUY: -Your a$$ is never a factor in a job interview. -Wedding plans take care of themselves. -Car mechanics tell you the truth. -The world is your urinal. -Same work, more pay. -Wrinkles add character. -Your last name stays put. -The garage is all yours. -Your orgasms are real. Always. -You can open all your own jars. -Phone convos are over in 30 seconds -Wedding dress $2000, tux rental $100. -Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack -Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. -You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. -You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut -People never glance at your chest when you are talking to them. -Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them -Xmas shopping for 25 relatives can be accomplished on Dec 24th in minutes. -If another guys show up at the party with the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends -You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors. -Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room -You can rationalize any behavior with the phrase "F*%k it!" -You acn quietly enjoy a carride from the passenger seat -You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness -None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry -All the sex you want without worrying about your reputation -The same hairstyle last for years, maybe decades -You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes -Your belly usually hides your big hips -5 day vacation requires one suitcase -If you are 34 and single, nobody notices -You can be president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Yeah,but we don't get in clubs free or get free drinks.....and finding someone to take care of us is frowned on :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Master Jay Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Some very good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Oh how true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasm Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Originally posted by dks1240 -You can rationalize any behavior with the phrase "F*%k it!" I thought that was just me. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 much easier for a woman to get laid, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 No, it's easier for a man to get laid...it's easier for a woman to be considered a slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Originally posted by OrangeSkin No, it's easier for a man to get laid...it's easier for a woman to be considered a slut. :confused: Sorry, but I just can't see how it's easier for a man to get laid. If a woman wants to have sex, she can walk up to a guy and say "hey, you're cute, wanna F**k?" and get laid. If a man pulls that crap, he gets a slap across the face, kneed in the nutz or pepper spray in the eyes. . . Maybe it's me, but I just can't see how it's easier for a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 It's good to be a guy because there's always a game on somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 An old man once told me, "women control 85% of the world's money and 100% of something else." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Originally posted by riggins44 An old man once told me, "women control 85% of the world's money and 100% of something else." Lemme guess, he was divorced and she got the house. Yes, women can get sex "easier" in the physical sense, however it's the emotional part that screws them up. Who wants that burden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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