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Parsons is probably concussed

Niners just fed Elliot there

21 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

OK...GO, NINERS!!!

 

I hope they win by so much, that they let in Sudfeld for mop-up...er...Suds up duty.

7 minutes ago, Simmsy said:

Last quips of the year from Eagles fans:

 

3 miracles and this game is ours.

Like ours does, every board has the token guy that started their version of the thread, "The Positivity Thread"

15 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

Why is Brady still out there?

I don't know about the Bucs, but apparently the Eagles thought they had a chance to come back, even with less than 5 minutes left to play.

They're doing all the mathematical equations to determine that a 2 point conversion, and an onside kick, (and much, much more) will pile up enough scores to tie up the score in the last 4 minutes, Lol

Well, good for them for trying

Bold Prediction : Reagor won't be returning punts next year

Having a 7th team in the playoffs isn't the only problem.

This is a combination of 2 factors.

First, the incredible parity they have successfully and progressively created in the league over the years and up until now.

There's just a few elite teams, and then there's....everyone else. A bunch of 'meh' teams who could realistically beat any of the other non-elite teams, or each other, any day of the week.

Then the seeding means you have an elite team going against a team that doesn't really deserve to be in the playoffs.

Just now, TK said:

Bro. I might be old but I’m not “Jumbo old”.

 

 

I think you invented a word - Jumbold.

7 minutes ago, TK said:

No **** Sherlock. I’m saying it doesn’t look much like a football. Looks more like a dash. And if anything they should be negative twenty or something   

It looks like Philly has Negative Zero.

Normally I wouldn't be so quick to give a guy another HC opportunity, after failing at it so recently, but Bowles gets a pass, since it was the Jets

Flores should, and will, get one right away

We need to be studying Bowles' defense, to learn how to play Hurts next year.

3 minutes ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

I don’t think Pederson on this team makes that much of a difference. Maybe a bit. 

Pederson didn't seem to be a fan of Hurts, as we saw in his last game, which was against us.

So, maybe he resorts to Minshew sooner, and we see different results, just as you all are saying he should be in the game already now.

Doug Pederson crushed Brady in the Super Bowl.

I'm curious how this game would be going, if Philly didn't fire him.

Nor surprisingly, he's interviewing for some HC vacancies now.

Meanwhile Todd Bowles is cementing his chances for another HC opportunity.

Reminds me of another ex-Skin, Russ Grimm, and I have wondered why he retired when he did.

6 minutes ago, Ball Security said:

What was it with Sweat?  Some thought it was a ruptured appendix, but that was denied.

They seem tight-lipped about it, and probably want to keep it personal, I'm guessing.

So anything we hear is probably just speculation.

Sad that both their DE Sweat, and ours, are going through such a tough time, facing death or near death, either for themselves or a loved one.

2 minutes ago, Tsailand said:

This game shows why adding the 7th playoff team was a bad idea.  The Eagles don't belong in the playoffs, and the Bucs deserved a first round bye.

Ha, just wait'll KC plays Pittsburgh

That looked like the 'old' Kerrigan there.

He just tossed the RT like he was a piece of rotten lunchmeat.

The tragic circumstances of Josh Sweat apparently opened the door for him

1 minute ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

They put this rule in 25 years ago to stop taunting.  And actually, at the time it was known as the Emmit Smith rule because he was constantly ripping off his helmet to celebrate.  
 

I don’t care either way. But its a stupid penalty to take.  Just keep your goddamn helmet on until you get to the sidelines.

Yea, I remember. It goes back a long way. The Michael Westhbrook helmet-gate goes down in history.

But there's levels of taunting, IMO.

And IMO, taking your helmet off is the very lowest level of taunting. And should be penalized accordingly, as far as yards.

It's open to interpretation, and could even be interpreted as something other than taunting.

I mean, for example, let's say you take your helmet off, and the nearest opposing player is 30 yards away - is that really taunting ?

3 minutes ago, Warhead36 said:

Hurts is horrendous. Philly should be packaging their three #1s for a veteran star QB.

He is, when you can contain him.

Tampa has done a good job of containing him.

And I still don't understand why taking your helmet off is considered such a flagrant, egregious foul.

A oenalty is fine.

But 15 yards ?

Making a helmet removal the same exact penalty as bashing a QB's brain into the ground ?

1 hour ago, Ball Security said:

You can have 1 QB: Allen, Burrow, or Herbert.  Who do you take?

Definitely the one whom so many players on his team said, "I came and signed here as a FA because of Joe Burrow".

Even if he completed that last pass, they most likely lose anyway.

Out of the 4 downs at Goal - the 4th Down would be the very last play that I choose to throw it in front of the goal line.

Both of these teams have gone longer than us, since winning their last playoff game.

So no matter who wins, we'll drop even lower in those "standings".

Dolphins and Lions the only other teams to have gone longer than us.

Coach Bisaccia has the perfect mustache and beard for the Raiders.

It's Silver & Black, exactly like the uniforms.

I'd bring him back.

He looks like he can still play.

Not really around the NFL, and it happened last year, but maybe some people didn't hear about it. Maybe it got buried under all the other crazy stuff in 2020.

But Albert Haynesworth got the kidney transplant he needed.

20 hours ago, Califan007 said:

RG3 and Andrew Luck, back together again...wild to think that neither of these guys are in the NFL anymore (for wildly opposite reasons, of course).

 

 

 

The other night, the halftime show of an NFL game was reviewing the college football scene, and 2/3 of the analysts were former Redskin #1 Picks and Busts (arguably) : Desmond Howard and RG3.

It's like the media is still trying to troll us.

As for your statement of "opposite reasons", I think that could be argued that they each began their downslide due to injuries.

On a 2002 Saturn SL1, the engine light went on, and using a DIY handheld diagnostic tool, it refers to the o2 Sensor and a slow response bank.

It seems like this happens to every car I own.

But I was curious if someone can tell me if it's easy to replace on this particular make and model.

And whether it's something that should be a high priority and urgent replacement, if the car is about to go on a long trip.