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Mahomes did the Spurrier Lips, after his final interception

11 minutes ago, NoVaSkins21 said:

Any GM can pick great players,

Gotta give some credit, because both Sweat and Allen were somewhat gambles, due to "perceived" health concerns of theirs at the time. And other teams apparently passed on them because of that.

13 hours ago, Old Blue said:

The funny thing is with Heinicke at the beginning of last year the bet was whether he could last a single game without getting injured. Then of course the goal posts moved tremendously.

Yep. Three years in a row, this "perceived non-durable" QB has replaced an injured starter : Smith in '20. Fitz in '21. Wentz in '22.

And in the meantime, hasn't missed a single game due to injury, with the exception, I think, of a CV positive last year.

Highly ironic thought.

By far, undoubtedly our greatest strength on the team right now, was entirely built by Bruce Allen.

Montez Sweat, Daron Payne, and Jonathan Allen, were all Bruce Allen picks.

Is Tucker the GOAT Kicker.

I mea, I hope he doesn't kick goats.

But he's probably the GOAT Kicker.

And if push came to shove...and kick...he could probably kick a goat 50 yards through the uprights.

Though I would not condone that

Blue & White Bearded Ginger : 38

Burgundy & Gold Bearded Ginger : 21

Sunday will go down in history, as the Battle of the Bearded Gingers

7 hours ago, zCommander said:

 

Robinson is eligible to return in Week 5 when the Commanders host the Titans. Could he be on track to return by then?

Head coach Ron Rivera was asked if Robinson was on track to return.

 

“Yeah,” he answered. “In all honesty, in our hopes without giving you guys a timeline, yes. I mean, we’re liking what we see each time we ramp something up. He’s had no ill effects so far. I know Dr. [James] Andrews will be there. He’s gonna take a look at our guys that we had on that we’ve had on PUP and that we have on injured reserve and get an opportunity to really look at them. Hopefully, we get nothing but good news on everybody.”

So Dr Andrews is still around ?

He's been one of the few mainstays of this organization, for quite some time

40 minutes ago, Skinsinparadise said:

 

For a while there, we had the Eagles askin themselves, "How do we contain that Effin Obada guy ?!"

Obviously if you analyze history, our demise can be traced back exactly to the demotion of Apke.

Apke was starting at safety in 2020. That was the last time this team was any good.

Then after the 2020 season he was demoted. First, as a backup. Then to the PS.

Ever since the date of Apke's demotion, it parallels perfectly with our downward slide.

Can't be a coincidence.

We don't need a firing. We need a promotion. Bring back the Trap !

I read an article that we will soon make our mascot official.

I think I can figure it out, since I know Ron.

Starting with our nickname, which only makes sense that we're the Ders.

And the Panthers have Sir Purr.

So in Carolina Tradition, our mascot will be Sir Der

Go Ders !

11 minutes ago, zCommander said:

 

One of my buddy (been my buddy for 25 years now) is watching her shows on her laptop.

Congrats on 25 years !

1 hour ago, zCommander said:

Why is Amazon Prime showing an Amazon Prime commercial to people to get Amazon Prime who are already signed into Amazon Prime to watch the game...lol

 

For all your buddies on your couch, that you invited over

Free advertising to them

5 hours ago, BamaGrad said:

We were all so bummed when when Mathis went down, he was another player for us with a ton of heart

What's your take on Mathis' NFL potential ? Solid starter ?

People have talked about him replacing Payne possibly, after letting Payne depart, but that seems like a clear downgrade

Although this Ridgeway guy is interesting, and makes me wonder if he and Mathis might end up competing.

We recently signed Potoa'e

I wonder if he's any relation to the member here, 'baked tater'

15 hours ago, No Nonsense said:

That’s a close game? Lol

He said "closer than most people think", not "close game".

Apparently a lot of people think it will be a blowout of huge proportions. And Philly certainly has a history of doing that to us

How about Chad Powers ?

This walk-on QB at Penn State is creating a lot of buzz, all of a sudden

With the combination of Firefox browser plus Adblocker add-on, I usually don't have much problems

9 minutes ago, skinsfanarcticstyle said:

Oh yea I've done this before but this one is like a Chinese finger puzzle, if you don't know ya stuck.

If I get to that point, I just move on to the next stream suggestion.

They're not all that bad

3 minutes ago, skinsfanarcticstyle said:

I have used these type of streaming sites before, but for the life of me I can't exit out of the adds to find the stream.  Just tried 25 times is there a secret to this one.

I feel ya.

Part of it, is having the right ad-blocker.

And part of it, is knowing which "X" to close the ad, because there seems to be some fake "X's" on some of them, that just lead to more ads, so it's just a matter of experience, and trial & error

Fortunately I've avoided any viruses, throughout those trials and errors

WAS 23

JAX 21

7 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

stream east is live already

That's a good one.

That one actually has backup sites, if one goes down, IIRC

Time to update thread

Sean Taylor's little brother makes his 2022 Junior year debut today for Rice, against USC, who are favored by 32.5 points.

Maybe his signature ball-hawking skills can cut into that offense's advantage, and grab some INT's and maybe a Pick 6.

14 hours ago, SoCalSkins said:

Technically it’s an initialism. An acronym you read out the word like NASA or AIDS. When you sound out the letters it’s an initialism like FBI or CIA. 

On 8/31/2022 at 2:23 PM, KDawg said:

The fact he used an acronym should tell you it means Health Care Professional. Those folks speak in acronym algorithms  24/7

But what if you read out CIA like a word instead of initials, and say it like "Seeya".

Does it then become an acronym, as opposed to initialism ?

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