No weapons, only fists, lets settle this the old fashioned way. I'll make quick work of Vishal, and proceed to take my time beating you to a pulp. While Vishal is out cold, I'm gonna spraypaint LEBRON on his back, ala the old WCW/NWO days, and for you, I have an authentic Lebron James Miami Heat jersey that will look perfect, when draped over the top of your concussed body.
Hell if Hubbs wants to come I'll gladly whoop his ass too, just because.