Califan007 The Constipated

This thread delivers, from top to bottom... A few for those who don't wanna click lol...

Not us, but...

The difference between the offseason and the regular season for Washington fans...

I was thinking the Krabby Patty secret formula lol...

She's right...don't worry. Why would you worry?...

Me as a kid when my mom made fudge brownies lol...

Me: “Oh ****…OH ****!!”

This isn't a story but a (sort of) philosophical question... Would you rather experience an incredible, amazing, fulfilling year but at the end of that year retain absolutely no memory of it, or be implanted with the memory of having an incredible, amazing, fulfilling year that in reality you never had? It basically asks which is more important: the experience or the memory of it?

How did the GOP go from “You should be willing to sacrifice your life for the sake of the economy” 2 years ago to “You should be outraged having to sacrifice $3 more for crudités” this year?

Well, yeah, that’s why I originally said after 2 games lol…

For this fan base? Overthrowing a wide-open Dotson downfield on the first drive against the Jags will be enough lol…

My take on all three QBs hasn’t changed one iota, outside of being more impressed with Howell’s NFL arm than I thought I would be. Actually, I take that back: my view on Howell has changed for the better…I get the excitement over him now. But I still feel he needs a lot of time and development to move up to the #2 spot, nonetheless become starter. Admittedly, though, I’m not considering his time in training camp, where he could be doing rather well (I don’t really have any idea lol)…

You’re talking about what the coaches would do if Wentz was sucking eggs. I’m talking about what the fans will say. A lot more than just a handful of diehard Hive members will be calling for him to replace Wentz if the scenario described took place.

You could be right about more wanting Howell to play, but that’ll be contingent on him having a really good 3rd preseason game and Heinicke having another bad game (if he plays). If he ends up looking worse than last week and TH looks better than last week….well, if Wentz vaulters prepare for “Heinicke!” chants, is all I’m saying lol…

Bold part, absolutely true...whether or not they end up looking stupid usually plays no role in their decision making lol.

Two things: - You seem to be basing the above only on the members of this thread. - You seem to be basing your opinion on the skill sets of the QBs. I'm basing my opinion on the proven mentality of the fan base lol... Exactly lol 😂...exactly.

If Wentz looks like he did in 2020 and we start off 0-2, I guarantee you that you're wrong.

What's a bit wild is that there were reports of Dems actively trying to support the Trump-backed election deniers in their primaries thinking they'd be easier to defeat in the general election. Kinzinger was saying "Don't do it, because if they do end up winning the general election we're all ****ed" (or words to that effect lol). Now that a number of these wack jobs have actually won their primaries McConnell has been saying the Repubs most likely won't win back the Senate now becvause these candidates are trash and will motivate higher Dem voter turnout (love the feud that statement is causing between Mitch and Trump, btw lol). Last time Mitch predicted dire results for the Repubs was when Trump refused to concede to Biden and kept harping on the "rigged election"...Mitch thought it was a better strategy to convince their base in Georgia they needed to get out and vote for Perdue and Loeffner in the special election to keep the Senate under republican control and stop the "radical Left" agenda from spreading like a disease over the country. So if he was right then, maybe he's right now as well... Dems aren't gonna give a ****. And it's possible the number of Repubs she convinces to vote for the Dem candidate may offset and even eclipse the number of Dems who would rather take the chance a Republican Trump loon will win the election than a Democrat who Cheney sold her base on.

I'm assuming she doesn't mean she'll appear at campaign rallies with Dems, but that she'll try to convince those Repubs that voted for her to vote for the Dem candidate instead of the Trump-backed loons that have an "R" next to their name.