Califan007 The Constipated

As of right now there is no guarantee the offense will score more than 8, 10, 17, or 12 points in any games started by either Heinicke or Howell, either lol...and yeah, if that happens it will be more frustrating to not even see any downfield shots taken, to know they can't just suddenly score a 75 yard TD, and/or see opportunities for big gains get easily broken up because the ball took forever to arrive.

I think we should approach Howell the way Belichick approached both Brady and Zappe: kept both lower round QBs down on the depth chart (#4 and #3 respectively) and keep developing them until they either 1) proved themselves in practice to be worthy of the #2 spot, or 2) the QBs ahead of them are injured and he's more or less forced to start the young guy. He never started either QB just to "see what they've got" in him.

One specific NSFW word in the video...

I was just showing that, in response to your comment about TH not having the arm to conduct a "5-play scoring drive involving a 55 yard gain," he had the arm to conduct a 2-play scoring drive involving a 56 yard gain lol...I don't really disagree with the other stuff you were saying.

Watching Wentz' throws downfield--even just 25-30 yards downfield--was like night and day compared to Heinicke. Unfortunately TH can't take advantage of our WRs' downfield speed so yeah it's gonna be frustrating seeing the offense more limited in that regard. I mean, seriously, it's gonna be ****ing irritating lol... Hopefully Wentz isn't out more than maybe a week or two and Turner can earn his paycheck and design some game plans to maximize what Heinicke can actually do...because he CAN actually do enough to help the team win a game.

Definitely worth considering, I agree. It might be more accurate to say that deep strike ability is the best part of Wentz' game more so than the best part of our offense...longer developing pass plays don't necessarily mesh with an interior OLine that possesses the strength of a wet paper towel lol.

Uhhhh...

Did you scare him away? lol...

Ok, now the fun starts lol... Now watch: Howell will get the start over Heinicke lol (hey, I've been pretty spot-on in this thread so far)...

Be honest guys...how much of the desire to start Howell is based off of where you had him slotted in your mock drafts? lol...

I was hedging a bit in my earlier post lol...thank you for validating my unearned arrogance 👍

he also didn't play his rookie season, though...I think he worked his way up to #2 in his 2nd year.

In my eyes, you start the QB who understands the scheme the best, shows in practice that they are the best option, and that the coaches have the most confidence in to help the team win. Anything else and you're wasting everyone's time. Guys will put their bodies and even careers on the line for wins...but very little else.

I think he just wants to brag that the Jan 6 hearing ratings for his testimony were "HUGE...biggest ratings ever for that time slot in the history of television" and how nobody was watching the "unselect committee"until he appeared.

It's mainly the dancing parts lol 😐