Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Brave you asked for it: The Ultimate ***** slap 1. Are those Cowboy fans smiling in the Background OR 2. Are those REDSKIN FANS laughing at Champ Bailey NEXT I GO OLD SCHOOL, KEEP IT COMING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Q-LARD GETS AN ANAL PROBING: Q-LARD: "It was a rough ride at first but after I got the hang of it I just couldn't get enough. Gerbils just don't do anything for me anymore." :puke: Q-LARD recommends using fresh lard to lubricate your anus prior to enagging in a "bull ride". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Hey Q, I just checked out your website. Thought the rest of the guys'd be interested too. http://www.conceptlab.com/superstation/ Kinda sad. I guess we know what you're trying to compensate for huh. I hope that "peniscope" you bought helps out. http://www.olleysplace.connectfree.co.uk/cartoon5.gif Don't worry size isn't everything and you have SUCH a warm endearing personality. I'm sure you'll find your soul mate one day! Yeah right! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Good one Ballcoachspurrier, Ouuch, I feel sorry for the SOB. YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, NOW I HAVE TO GO OLD SCHOOL Gus Frerotte prefers missionary!! hehehhe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 First of all QCard, that Galloway reception was for a max of like, 10 yards. Big ****in deal. Second of all, both sides of this battle could break out great pictures of things that have happened throughout our long rivalry. Big deal that you just happen to be the only retard who thinks that showing a good picture is a good point. You're gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Hey QCard.... I take it 'old skool' means the homosexual directory on your machine? I wonder why you'd keep a picture like that locally?!?! :jerkoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Hey Om... I don't get the feeling Ken Harvey is selling life insurance :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 1.How Many Redskins have seen the bottom of Emmitt's Reebok Sneakers? 2. How many Redskins have been "trucked" by Emmitt enroute to the Sweetness record? Stay tuned!!!! Patrise Alexander, Stanley Richards and Ken harvey just to name a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Om, That's greatness. Troy Aikaman going Airborne to the for the TD. I was at that game. The Cowboys lost and Aikman fell short on his diving attempt. That was a great game. I remember getting hit with plastic cups half full of beer. I had on a Deion Sanders Jersey that day. My boys who are Redskin fans had my back though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Hey Q. I hope you enjoy living in the past. I'll be man enough to say the cowpukes have kicked our buts the last nine games. Will you be man enough to come back here after we stomp your boys into the dust this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 I like this pic of Q carter getting an aikman moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 oh it didnt go through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 I will just give you the link since it wouldnt up load.. ENJOY this will be Q carter this whole year http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/photo/sports/archive/G47299-2001Dec02.html [Let's see if that worked -- Om] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Mad Mike Hey Q. I hope you enjoy living in the past. I'll be man enough to say the cowpukes have kicked our buts the last nine games. Will you be man enough to come back here after we stomp your boys into the dust this year? I will be here mad mike. Here's another nugget: TD Rocket Ismail I still love Darrell Green(the greatest football player ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Ooooklahoma ... where the foot-ball's easier to play ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Om, TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE RING ON bARRY SWITZERS FINGER. IT WILL EASE ALL HIS PAIN. HEHEHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 It still amuses me to see a Cowboy fan collecting pictures of Redskins, only to tell us there was no rivalry. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 MAN this is too much fun. -Stubblefield on the trainers table, thinking about Larry Allen -Deion TKO by Matt Turk during punt return suffers concussion. -Deion goes to the lockeroom -Stubblefieled still on the trainers table -Deion runs out of the trainers room down the tunnel, ignores coaching staff, goes on the field and then............. Pictures speaks a million words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Yeah, that's hilarious considering Deion, Turk, and Stubblefield aren't on either team anymore. Nice block in the back on Sellars on that play, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Q's starting to rile me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Q, it was Dan Turk (RIP) who scrambled Deion's brain, you yutz. If you're gonna be a tedious, one-trick pony, at least try to be a good one, okay? Geez. "Yo, junior, see that colored grass? Play's over, son. Now get your face outta my @ss." - Stephen Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qcard Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Hey Coach, My bad about mixing up the late Dan Turks name. Ever heard of Stiff arm STIFF LEG - Lick my cleats!!!! Touch Down DallasCowboys p.s.Final score 31-10 Dallas wins- Derek Smith eats dirt and the Sheriff kisses feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Tit for tat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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