Awgustlab Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Oh my god! This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time, since I can relate so much to that helplessness. I had to show the wife this thread since she knows EXACTLY the same feeling. She tried EVERYTHING in our basement to get that smell out. You truly are "FOOKED"!! Put a big ass lock on the shed and tell the prospective buyers you lost the key but they can use some boltcutters once they close the deal. Either that or as JBooma and AC/DC say: TNT.....Dy-No-Mite!!! Let the mofo burn. The shed, The shed, the shed is on fire, we don't need no water let the motherfooker BURN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 Anyone know how much trouble I will get in if I burn my shed down within city limits?? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by RonJeremy Anyone know how much trouble I will get in if I burn my shed down within city limits?? :paranoid: Wait till the first thunderstorm, and either cut down a tree near it to land on it, or just light a fire and both times blame lighting When we had that tornado/tropical storm here I ran outside and starting chopping up this ugly tree we have in my backyard, it looks like the swamp monster to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 RJ - Someone told me to try a product called Get Serious (sold in pet stores) for my garage attic. They said it worked on their hardwood floors...the previous owner had cat urine on rugs which seeped through to hardwood floors underneath. I haven't had a chance to try it yet...waitin til Spring...but they swear by it. Might be worth a shot... ...or you could always paint the shed with that Kilz odor remover/stain blocker. The oil based stuff is STRONG stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by SkinsNut73 RJ - Someone told me to try a product called Get Serious (sold in pet stores) for my garage attic. They said it worked on their hardwood floors...the previous owner had cat urine on rugs which seeped through to hardwood floors underneath. I haven't had a chance to try it yet...waitin til Spring...but they swear by it. Might be worth a shot... ...or you could always paint the shed with that Kilz odor remover/stain blocker. The oil based stuff is STRONG stuff... Thanks for input. I will try some of the suggestions by everyone this weekend...and if they don't work the Kilz odor remover is oil based...it should make a real nice fire if I go that route... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The only true solution was mentioned above.. Get fuel Get Match Get Marshmellows Or get this... Works pretty well I hear.. never tryed it myself ! Sorry not much help http://www.urine-off.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by TK-IV II I Lite a match. Let 'er burn. Call it a "Do-Over". :laugh: A day late and a dollar short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs' Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by skin-n-vegas If you poop in there it may cover the urine smell. :^) too funny! Originally posted by TK-IV II I Lite a match. Let 'er burn. Call it a "Do-Over". :laugh: hahah Originally posted by NorEastNCFan BURN IT!! BURN IT TO THE GROUND! Then salt the earth so that nothing will ever grow again. Nice! Originally posted by unsonny yeah bro, once the piss gets INTO the wood, the smell becomes part of the wood....youre fooked!!!! You know this from personal experience don't you....you sick phuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 I took some of the suggestions posted here and went to work on my shed this weekend. I bleached it and then followed that up with a vinegar and water mix....now my shed smells like a cat piss douche!! :mad: I will head out to PetsMart this weekend to try some of the solutions suggested. I'm Fooked! :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs' Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by RonJeremy ....now my shed smells like a cat piss douche!! :mad: I think I have stress incontinence as I pissed myself laughing so hard....:rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by Bugs' I think I have stress incontinence as I pissed myself laughing so hard....:rotflmao: I am glad my "shed of shame" amuses you. :mad: j/k....not much I can do either but laugh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick301 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you show the house put a couple of bags of manure in the shed and tell 'em that they will convey with the property. That may disguise the smell or at least give the impression that the smell comes from the manure ... just an idea if the other ones don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick301 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by RonJeremy I am glad my "shed of shame" amuses you. :mad: j/k....not much I can do either but laugh.... RJ - You gotta admit that this is a pretty funny thread. But is nervous laughter since we're all glad not to be in your shoes - rather - shed. We really feel for the pain your going through. :laugh: and we're glad its not us! Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 you can always mix a gallon of bleach and ammonia, it might not get rid of the smell but it will you if you hang around.....WARNING this produces highly toxic fumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 On a serious note if you take the powdered lime bags (pulverized/powdered...NOT the lime pellets)... about 10 or so... dump them all over the place and let them sit for a week or two it should do the trick. You can buy it at lowes/depot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamB Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 One product you may try is Backazap (not sure on spelling...its late, sue me ) I work for a pest control company, and this is is what we use when one of our customers has a dead mouse/rat/squirrel in their house. We also used it when doing bat jobs back when we still did those. It also comes in handy on weekends when you have 4 or 5 guys chain smoking in the office and the admins who hate the smell will be in on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by AdamB One product you may try is Backazap (not sure on spelling...its late, sue me ) I work for a pest control company, and this is is what we use when one of our customers has a dead mouse/rat/squirrel in their house. We also used it when doing bat jobs back when we still did those. It also comes in handy on weekends when you have 4 or 5 guys chain smoking in the office and the admins who hate the smell will be in on Monday. I found some information on bac-azap and it sounds like GOOD stuff. But I don't know where to buy it?? The website is screwed up. If you try to go to any links about distributors etc. it just says "page not found". http://www.nisuscorp.com/bacazap.html Just my luck! :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by rick301 RJ - You gotta admit that this is a pretty funny thread. But is nervous laughter since we're all glad not to be in your shoes - rather - shed. We really feel for the pain your going through. :laugh: and we're glad its not us! Good luck! I admit it is funny! Seriously, I am lauging about it...It will be a story I tell for years! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by RonJeremy I went out to my shed today to unload some of the junk in there because I am moving. I haven't been in the shed in about 10 days. When I opened the door this HORRIBLE smell hit me! As I stood back gasping for air...a dirty looking cat ran out! After I caught my breath I decided to grab some gloves and start unloading the shed. Between gasps for air, I noticed MOST of the stuff was covered in cat piss/feces and their were about a half dozen dead mice in there (thier remains scattered throughout the shed). I loaded up the bed of my old pick-up truck with most of the contents of the shed. When I got to the "dump" a couple of guys next to me ran for their truck when they got a whiff of the junk I was hauling. I believe their exact quote was "Damn, what died in your truck?". So, with the contents of the shed disposed of at the landfill; I headed back home to sweep out the shed. Since it had been airing out for about a 1/2 hour, I thought it was safe to go back in!! Wrong!! The smell is almost as bad without the contents of the shed! Does anyone know how to get that smell out?? btw - The shed is made of plywood. One of those Amish barn style sheds. HELP!!!! thus the reason I hate cats And my wife has 3 of them :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 In case anyone cares I sold the house with the cat piss shed yesterday. I took someone's previous advice and said I lost the key to the lock (during the move to my new house... ;))for the shed and would cut the lock off prior to settlement. The odor had subsided over the last month but it was still there when I took the lock off the night before settlement. The buyers didn't even look in the shed during their walk-thru. Am I dishonest? Probably a little. But like I said, the shed wasn't nearly as bad as before.. Anyway, I did all I could and thanks for the suggestion by everyone. I tried most of them with the exception of burning it down....:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlitzFiftySix Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Did the cat drown the mouse in pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Also you can get a lot of cleaners etc at any Pet store you can try any of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-the-Greek Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 RJ, As others have mentioned after it gets into the wood it is impossible to get it out of the wood. The only thing short of a "do over" is sealing it in the wood so the odor will not be able to escape. There are many ways to seal it in. You could use Shellac, kilz or polyurethane on the wood. The Kilz it product you can get in a water based form but in your case I would go with the oil based. You can also get it in a spray can to make application easier, You should wear rubber gloves, eye protection, a hat, old clothes and a cheap resperator. There is an extremely good product on the market used in mold remediation called envirocaire. It is very expensive about 175 dollars a gallon but it seals everything that is porous and prevents the mold from ever using any fiberous materials as a food source. It kills the mold on contact and preventing it from ever comming back. If you have a concrete floor you can use oil based dry lock on it. It penetrates into the pours and seals the concrete so the odors will not escape. After the shed is totally sealed on the inside and the materials fully dry/cure. Then you can use some of the pet products others have mentioned but I would wait a day or so just in case the sealing alone takes care of it. http://www.kilz.com/pages/default.aspx?NavID=22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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