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Courtesy of www.pasteeaters.com

Q. What do a zoo and Paul Brown Stadium have in common?

A. The bengals there never seem to do much.

Q. How good is the Cincinnati Bengals offensive line?

A. It's so good that even their own backs can't get through it.

Q. Why are the Cincinnati bengals always speeding?

A. It's the only way they can get points.

A. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and the Taliban have in common?

Q. They both round people up into stadiums and torture them.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ground hog with a bengal?

A. Six more weeks of bad football.

Q. How do the Cincinnati Bengals know when they've lost a game?

A. The opening kickoff is in the air.

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a 400 lb. slob at a

singles bar?

A. The 400 pounder has a better chance of scoring.

Q. How do the Cincinnati Bengals count to 10?

A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.

Did you hear the Rolling Stones were playing at Paul Brown Stadium?

They're favored to beat the Bengals by 2 touchdowns.

Cincinnati Bengals owner Mike Brown is walking down the street and sees an

elderly woman struggling to carry her bags. He runs up to her and asks, "Lady,

can you manage?"

She glares at him and says, "Are you kidding? I don't want that job!"

Submitted By: Bill

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Originally posted by bengalsown

I wasn't trying to "flame", from reading this board everyone feels the same way I do. And usually trolls get on here and bash everything about the team, and I'm not doing that at all.

I wouldn't call that trolling. But ya, with a rookie QB and a defense giving up 140+ yards on the ground, I'd call you being sarcastic. Skins win, admit it. ;)

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Originally posted by Renegade7

I wouldn't call that trolling. But ya, with a rookie QB and a defense giving up 140+ yards on the ground, I'd call you being sarcastic. Skins win, admit it. ;)

Just like when the Broncos beat us with their #1 rated defense, #1 rushing offense, and a very good passing game?

Oh yeah, we beat them.

I wasn't being sarcastic.

But this thread is hilarious though :laugh:

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