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Originally posted by Smoooooot

Instead of the "Mike Vick experience" it's the "Mark Brunell experience"

LOL PERFECT..... When u start running with the ball u pull a hammy, theres always a guy in your face.There will be Gardner, coles, jacobs, mcCants, and thrash wide open and when u hit the pass button he'll say "theres no one open they're all covered" and throw it out of bounds. And everytime u get hit u fumble the ball.

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OK, you guys need to get the hell out of my head.

it just so happens this week IS going to be a new Justice Guys episode, and I already considered using him as "Noodle-Arm".

But I am not saying if I will yet or not.

~Dang.

~Bang

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....Ben Roethlisberger, sadly, is stricken w/ a terminal case of "the crabs". He donates his body to science.....

Coincidenatlly....Mark Brunell gets involved in a horrible shaving accident where he cuts off his left arm......

Through the miracle of modern medicine - they were able to rebuild Brunell......and attach Ben Roethlisberger throwing arm to Brunell's left stump. He looks a little funny as his hand is backwards.....but w/in a couple weeks......Brunell heals up and starts averaging over 300 yards per game in the air.

Then, w/ our #1 defense and a dual threat offense - we win all the rest of our games and go on to win the SB. All is right in the world.

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I love fumble man but Tiki is not living up to his reputation. Maybe portis should take his spot.

Oh and you should include Chad johnson as "Pepto-man"- Before he dishes out some justice he gives the perpitrators some pepto says hes gonna kick their arse and proceeds to get his arse kicked instead.

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Originally posted by Bang

OK, you guys need to get the hell out of my head.

it just so happens this week IS going to be a new Justice Guys episode, and I already considered using him as "Noodle-Arm".

But I am not saying if I will yet or not.

~Dang.

~Bang

How about adding all the whiny doubting fans :laugh:

TO as rat man, or Captain Thin Skin

Maybe Tiki has turned bad under the influence of the Football Fuhrer Coughling

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Originally posted by Bang

OK, you guys need to get the hell out of my head.

it just so happens this week IS going to be a new Justice Guys episode, and I already considered using him as "Noodle-Arm".

But I am not saying if I will yet or not.

~Dang.

~Bang

I can see you're busy, but just a few tweaks to the McNabb Simulator should be all it takes.

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Woops - I didn't realize I was to go superhero themed....lemme try again:

8 Mark "Noodle Arm man" Brunell QB 34 6-1 217 11 Washington

4 Tim "Hot as balls sis-in-law man" Hasselbeck QB 26 6-1 211 3 Boston College

11 Patrick "Can w/stand any beating man" Ramsey QB 25 6-2 223 3 Tulane

40 Rock "Blondie Power man" Cartwright RB 24 5-7 223 3 Kansas State

47 Chris "Ice Man" Cooley HB 22 6-3 265 R Utah State

20 Chad "Able to Make Danny Overspend man" Morton RB 27 5-8 203 5 USC

26 Clinton "Not A Product man" Portis RB 23 5-11 205 3 Miami (FL)

80 Laveranues "Invincible except for his toe man" Coles WR 26 5-11 193 5 Florida State

87 Rod "Communicates w/ Plants" Gardner WR 26 6-2 213 4 Clemson

84 Taylor "The Flash man" Jacobs WR 23 6-0 198 2 Florida

85 Darnerien "Invisible Man" McCants WR 27 6-3 214 3 Delaware State

83 James "Able to Jump teams in a single season man" Thrash WR 29 6-0 200 8 Missouri Southern State

86 Walter "Gone man" Rasby TE 32 6-3 252 10 Wake Forest

88 Robert "Better Put up or Pack man" Royal TE 25 6-4 257 2 LSU

60 Chris "Contractual Restructurer man" Samuels OT 27 6-5 310 5 Alabama

67 Ray "AARP Man" Brown OG 41 6-5 318 19 Arkansas State

Defense

56 LaVar "Rubber Knee Man" Arrington LB 26 6-3 253 5 Penn State

55 Mike "the injury exaggerator man" Barrow LB 34 6-2 245 12 Miami (FL)

98 Lemar "play above his capability man" Marshall LB 27 6-2 227 3 Michigan State

58 Antonio "Better than Anyone thought man" Pierce LB 26 6-1 240 4 Arizona

23 Ade "I Suck Man" Jimoh CB 24 6-1 190 2 Utah State

21 Fred "Smack Talkin Man" Smoot CB 25 5-11 174 4 Mississippi State

24 Shawn "Quiet Storm Man" Springs CB 29 6-0 204 8 Ohio State

29 Todd Franz S 28 6-0 202 3 Tulsa

36 Sean "Too big to be a safety man" Taylor S 21 6-2 231 R Miami (FL)

Kicker/Punter

10 John "Rubber Hamstring Man" Hall K 30 6-3 240 8 Wisconsin

6 Ola "Super Swede" Kimrin K -- 6-3 230 R UTEP

19 Tom "Lemme play QB" Tupa P 38 6-4 225 16 Ohio State

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Originally posted by steveskins

Tiki Barber is one of the few players in the NFL with picture perfect fundamentally sound ball carrying form.

I watched him on a couple of long runs to the endzone and it actually cracks me up. It just looks funny the way he runs and carries it so high. I know it's fundamental and all, but it still looks funny.

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