smsmith40 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I kid you not. A very early entrant for the Darwin awards. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/344/exwjj.html Man blasted testicles with shotgun A 28-year-old man who shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun has been jailed for five years. David Walker had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers, Sheffield Crown Court heard. The court was told how Walker underwent emergency surgery following the incident in Dinnington, South Yorkshire, and tests are continuing to find out how it will affect his fertility and future "sexual relationships". A judge heard how he went home for the gun after spending an evening in the pub arguing with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer. Andrew Hatton, prosecuting, told the court Walker left the pub and returned later with the shotgun but the bar had closed by this time and Mr Simpson had left. Mr Hatton said: "He went home to get his gun. As he was returning to the area of the pub with it the gun went off. "He had it shoved down his trousers. After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address." Walker told police he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself and why he went to fetch it. Mr Hatton said the defendant's mother found him at home covered with blood in the groin area. It was a doctor at Bassetlaw Hospital, in Worksop, who called in the police. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/344/exwjj.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 So, in other words, :2drunks:leads to :mad:and then :tantrum: which caused :gus: AYYYY MI HUEVO!!:excited: and now :handicap::loser: :violin: Sounds like a Darwin award winner to me. He's effectively removed himself from the gene pool without having to die in the process. That's innovative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Thanks for sharhing that..........I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 At least he won't be BREEDING...got those genes out of the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Ahhh, the fresh scent of some heavy chlorine being poured into the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 He was to drunk to know what he was doing after only 15 pints of lager? What a lightweight.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smsmith40 Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 In defense of this guys (lost) manhood. This would have been proper beer, not that dishwater you get in the average US bar. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Perhaps he could try some of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassyglen Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by smsmith40 A judge heard how he went home for the gun after spending an evening in the pub arguing with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/344/exwjj.html Wow. I'm pretty impressed that he found his way home after 15 pints of lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuck Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I can see him as an old man. "Son, come here a minute, did I ever tell you about the time I done blasted my testicles off with a shotgun?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Originally posted by Yusuf06 So, in other words, :2drunks:leads to :mad:and then :tantrum: which caused :gus: AYYYY MI HUEVO!!:excited: and now :handicap::loser: :violin: Sounds like a Darwin award winner to me. He's effectively removed himself from the gene pool without having to die in the process. That's innovative. :notworthy :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 This could ve happened to Dillinger who was known for hiding his weapon the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 and tests are continuing to find out how it will affect his fertility. easiest test in mankind history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Bass Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I hope this is not related to that picture of John Kerry with a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 ugh, pain, all i got to say, just pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by Lothar of the Hill People I hope this is not related to that picture of John Kerry with a shotgun. maybe thats why he's yelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by Yusuf06 Perhaps he could try some of these The story is sad and hurts to read it but your link is funny.............Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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