Marauder692u Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Ok this made me laugh even though I am a die hard skins fan. Thought you all may like it as well. It was emailed to me by a Ravens Fan. Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out > Redskins tickets. > > Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill? > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. > > Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV? > A: The Washington Redskins. > > Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins? > A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense. > > Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field: "Will the parents > who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get them? They > are beating the Redskins 14-0." > > Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common? > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. > > Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the > Redskins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened > to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery > substance on the practice field. Steve Spurrier immediately suspended > practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a > complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance > unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the > FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance > again. > > Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? > A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!" > > Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? > A: Put up goal posts. > > Q: What do you call an Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring? > A: A thief. > > Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen? > A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet. > :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 Ok this made me laugh even though I am a die hard skins fan. Thought you all may like it as well. It was emailed to me by a Ravens Fan. Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out > Redskins tickets. > > Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill? > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. > > Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV? > A: The Washington Redskins. > > Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins? > A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense. > > Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field: "Will the parents > who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get them? They > are beating the Redskins 14-0." > > Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common? > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. > > Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the > Redskins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened > to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery > substance on the practice field. Steve Spurrier immediately suspended > practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a > complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance > unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the > FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance > again. > > Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? > A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!" > > Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? > A: Put up goal posts. > > Q: What do you call an Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring? > A: A thief. > > Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen? > A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet. > :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Might've been funny Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Might've been funny Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 I agree but unfortunately just got it today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 I agree but unfortunately just got it today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 still LMFAO!!!! good Marauder ----------------------------------------- 0-16, 16-0, skins fan till i die!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 still LMFAO!!!! good Marauder ----------------------------------------- 0-16, 16-0, skins fan till i die!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out Redskins tickets. I loved that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out Redskins tickets. I loved that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 :mad: I've heard all of these before and they had DALLAS and COWBOYS associated with them. Please think before you post again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 :mad: I've heard all of these before and they had DALLAS and COWBOYS associated with them. Please think before you post again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Nothing to add, really ... just thought I'd swing by and make sure Tailgate was still open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Nothing to add, really ... just thought I'd swing by and make sure Tailgate was still open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by gridironmike :mad: I've heard all of these before and they had DALLAS and COWBOYS associated with them. Please think before you post again!! thats because I posted 100's in august.....some people haven't heard these. lay off the guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by gridironmike :mad: I've heard all of these before and they had DALLAS and COWBOYS associated with them. Please think before you post again!! thats because I posted 100's in august.....some people haven't heard these. lay off the guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Your right some may have heard it before, but I bet there are far more that have not heard it than have. So this is to all those that have not. :hammer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Your right some may have heard it before, but I bet there are far more that have not heard it than have. So this is to all those that have not. :hammer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Just pleasantly letting you know that our beloved Redskins are not good joking material! Its open season on Dallas though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Just pleasantly letting you know that our beloved Redskins are not good joking material! Its open season on Dallas though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Unfortunately I don't quite think those jokes could apply to Dallas at the moment as much as i do despise them. Hey maybe we can make it fit the Giants though.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauder692u Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Unfortunately I don't quite think those jokes could apply to Dallas at the moment as much as i do despise them. Hey maybe we can make it fit the Giants though.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhayunga Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Unfortunately they dont right now, but I have to know. 1) Do the cowboys still recruit from the dallas juvenielle detention center? 2) Why do they have astroturf at texas stadium? - The cheerleaders kept grazing during the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhayunga Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Unfortunately they dont right now, but I have to know. 1) Do the cowboys still recruit from the dallas juvenielle detention center? 2) Why do they have astroturf at texas stadium? - The cheerleaders kept grazing during the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 was funny from 1993-2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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