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The Onion: Dallas Cowboys Release Jerry Jones


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http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-release-jerry-jones,2815/

Cowboys officials called Jones Sunday night to inform him he was being cut from the team, ordering the 66-year-old owner to clean out his luxury box and remove his personal belongings from the premises immediately. Jones, who was reportedly stunned to be removed from his ownership duties, issued a statement on his website thanking himself for all his hard work and years of service.

Good Ole Onion....... :ols:

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Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

It will be a sad day for the rest of the NFL, when Jones is gone. He's done so much for the league. Showed them how to make more money, built a great looking stadium, and kept the Cows mired in mediocrity after riding the coattails of Jimmy Johnson's team.

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The part at the end about Al Davis offering him $120 mil over 3 years made me a little sad. Jerry Jones has no other old, crazy, eccentric, grim-reaping defying owner to make him looks sane.

RIP Al

Ralph would like to have a word with you...

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Although I'll grant that he's not quite the dictator that Jones is or Davis was.

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