DieselPwr44 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-release-jerry-jones,2815/ Cowboys officials called Jones Sunday night to inform him he was being cut from the team, ordering the 66-year-old owner to clean out his luxury box and remove his personal belongings from the premises immediately. Jones, who was reportedly stunned to be removed from his ownership duties, issued a statement on his website thanking himself for all his hard work and years of service. Good Ole Onion....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 It will be a sad day for the rest of the NFL, when Jones is gone. He's done so much for the league. Showed them how to make more money, built a great looking stadium, and kept the Cows mired in mediocrity after riding the coattails of Jimmy Johnson's team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Old article, but still funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 The part at the end about Al Davis offering him $120 mil over 3 years made me a little sad. Jerry Jones has no other old, crazy, eccentric, grim-reaping defying owner to make him looks sane. RIP Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 I want Jerruh to own the team forever. He's doing a great job. For the rest of the NFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 I personally look forward to the day Jerry steps down, I think Stephen will have a much better handle on the business end of things and hire a real GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeknows Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 damn..... you beat me to it.... was just about to post this myself!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 He really needs to fire himself as GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olejoe Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I personally look forward to the day Jerry steps down,... Like the way he made Coach Landry step down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The part at the end about Al Davis offering him $120 mil over 3 years made me a little sad. Jerry Jones has no other old, crazy, eccentric, grim-reaping defying owner to make him looks sane.RIP Al Ralph would like to have a word with you... Although I'll grant that he's not quite the dictator that Jones is or Davis was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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