Predicto Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Yah, you can live for years without getting any.... Last night I was watching a nature show about baboons. The baboons that weren't getting any had higher blood pressure and other health issues. They're life expectancies was much shorter than the baboons who got such action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wow ... is this hyperbole or should every father expect to never have sex again once their kids are born? Bah you will have sex again. Twice a year. Once on your birthday and once on Valentines day, well the Valentines day one hinges on the gift you give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Bah you will have sex again. Twice a year. Once on your birthday and once on Valentines day, well the Valentines day one hinges on the gift you give. Nah. It's much better than that. But spontaniety gets destroyed by the constant presence of the offspring (or chance that they might suddenly appear). Install a lock on your bedroom door ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Nah. It's much better than that. But spontaniety gets destroyed by the constant presence of the offspring (or chance that they might suddenly appear). Install a lock on your bedroom door ASAP. Yeah, we have a lock. Sometimes we'll try to sneak away while we think the kids are otherwise occupied but then we get our 5 year old daughter outside our door: "What are you doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Yeah, we have a lock. Sometimes we'll try to sneak away while we think the kids are otherwise occupied but then we get our 5 year old daughter outside our door: "What are you doing?" At least she isn't saying ...."Stop doing that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 True Story.... One night the wife and I were "showering" together. Knock on the door from the little one, "why are you both in there together?" My wife responds, "Daddy pooped his pants and I'm helping him clean up." That put an end to everything REAL quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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