polywog999 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Metropolis Jan 25 2011 By: Lois Lane Well, it was up, up and "put away" for one of the greatest Americans to ever save the planet. "Superman," also now known as Clark Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet, was arrested yesterday on various charges ranging from- disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and unlawful entry into the US. Kent had been spotted on a beach in southern California, sitting on the sand and, as eyewitnesses claim, ogling women as they walked past. "It was disgusting!" claimed a witness who can not be identified do to the nature of the crime, "I mean....everybody KNOWS he has X-ray vision!" Lex Luthor, arch rival of Superman, took the opportunity to to go on a national crime spree without fear of capture while "Superman" is being held "without bail," as an "enemy of National security." "I can't believe it" lamented a reflective and emotionally overwrought Superman. "I save the world like....every week and THIS is what I get?" Villains have come out of the woodwork to offer evidence against the "man of steal" and prosecutors are putting a case together, based almost entirely on the sworn testimony of convicted felons. The State's Attorney has been urging other "victims" to come forward, promising stuffed lobster, cool ass kicks and season tickets to the "team of their choice" to help out the alleged victims in their time of need. Urg! What's next....Wonder Woman turning tricks? Oh, for the love of god..... Update: Superman just released pending trial. Must wear cheesy tracking-device thing on his ankle. He's not looking too well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 ....vid.... You aren't my friend anymore Kosher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Screw that. You loved it. Superman is not an American. Can we start right there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Read Niven's essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", it's about time someone started taking this threat seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 Wonder Woman is freakin' hot. I'd pay GOOD MONEY to rub her feet. There....I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 SUPERMAN HAD IT COMING. LINK (nsfw) Credit to Seanbaby. Polywog's illegitimate son, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Wonder Woman is freakin' hot. I'd pay GOOD MONEY to rub her feet. There....I said it. I don't think Wonder Woman is fat enough for your taste, poly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 SUPERMAN HAD IT COMING.LINK (nsfw) Credit to Seanbaby. Polywog's illegitimate son, perhaps? Yes! I knew the tadpoles would not disappoint! Your reward on ®Spam mountain shall be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 I don't think Wonder Woman is fat enough for your taste, poly Dude....have you seen her lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Yes! I knew the tadpoles would not disappoint! Your reward on ®Spam mountain shall be great. Sorry. I thought it was funny.Dude....have you seen her lately?Obviously WW went to the wrong country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Sorry. I thought it was funny. You lose points for missing the ®Spam reference. http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?326527-Polywog999-DEMANDS-that-you-eat-Spam!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 You lose points for missing the ®Spam reference. http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?326527-Polywog999-DEMANDS-that-you-eat-Spam!!! Think I've got the same points total as this guy, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Suck it Trebeck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Suck it Trebeck!!! I love my job....I love my job.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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