Santana_Fan Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Anybody got a towel for my sweaty *** forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scamp1 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "Okay clock says , 14 minutes and 30 seconds till the end of the 1st, Jason and the boys should almost be done with there 3 and out drive. Now what theatrical "Fallen Warrior" scene shall I give my fans today? Will it be the Flat on my back, cant get oxygen death roll? How about the aided to the sideline skit and drop to one knee and rub my eyes in disbeleif that my body has betrayed me? No No I got it. The spent and totally given it my all, slash Elvis & Jame Brown towel over the head, while I limp off to the locker room early in the 2nd quarter, only to return in the 2nd half like the Gladiator that I pretend, I mean that I am. That my friends is Acting !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 The swinging gate again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37thBeast Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I gotta take a sh*# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meast21 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "What is that ugly ass thing on the scoreboard... oh thats me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "I'm gonna scare Romo sits to pee with my Steven Seagal stare" :hysterical: Boy, they are like brothers in those pics, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "Andy Reid stole mah sammich!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHOPSkins Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "100 million / (7 years X 16 games X 30 minutes per game) = about $30,000 game minute" "Now if I-------WHAT?......another 3 and out?........there goes my average" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsCrushCowboys Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Dang yo...chewing bacon instead of gum is money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikie Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 constanza was right: "look mad and they will think you are working hard"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetimmysmith Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "Who does number 2 work for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "Who does number 2 work for?" my colon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&G808 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 " Thank god for those big checks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Whatcha talking about Willis? "Shut up Greg Blache, get on my horse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimee Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "This is my "O" face."this one made me lol!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankez99 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "I can't believe my biggest impact this season was sacking Tom Brady in the PRE-season. Oh well, despite my "record", my pockets are straight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPSean Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 "I'm fat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phixius Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Oh......I shouldn't of ate those tacos on the way....OH!!!!!, Man, I need to go to the bathroom.....wait....maybe if I lay on the ground for a few minutes after I get back on the field, they'll never noticed, suckers......I got yo money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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