Peeping Wizard Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Start doing things to make him really uncomfortable. For example: -Let him catch you sleeping in his bed buck naked. Tell him you were drunk and thought it was your bed. -Urinate into bottles or cups and leave them outside of his door. -Start calling him a random name like "Hepfinger" or "Turtlesquirtz" and don't stop calling him that no matter how angry he gets. -Keep referring to "the event that will change everything." Get your roomates to do it as well. Always speak in a hushed reverence when discussing said event. Never tell him what that event is. -Let him catch you in his room taking pictures of his stuff while loudly humming the melody of "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" by Elton John. Call him "honey" when he catches you doing it. -Try to badly burn toast as often as possible. -Substitute his Fosters for bad American beer like Pabst or Natty Light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Start doing things to make him really uncomfortable. For example:-Let him catch you sleeping in his bed buck naked. Tell him you were drunk and thought it was your bed. -Urinate into bottles or cups and leave them outside of his door. -Start calling him a random name like "Hepfinger" or "Turtlesquirtz" and don't stop calling him that no matter how angry he gets. -Keep referring to "the event that will change everything." Get your roomates to do it as well. Always speak in a hushed reverence when discussing said event. Never tell him what that event is. -Let him catch you in his room taking pictures of his stuff while loudly humming the melody of "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" by Elton John. Call him "honey" when he catches you doing it. -Try to badly burn toast as often as possible. -Substitute his Fosters for bad American beer like Pabst or Natty Light. Did you get these off of a web page...:hysterical: One of the girls I live with was gonna fill up a white wine bottle with urine and let it sit in the fridge until he drank it. P.S. I have yet to see a Fosters here. I think that is just the American image of Aus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Wizard Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Did you get these off of a web page...:hysterical:One of the girls I live with was gonna fill up a white wine bottle with urine and let it sit in the fridge until he drank it. P.S. I have yet to see a Fosters here. I think that is just the American image of Aus. Nope, those came purely out of my demented head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Nope, those came purely out of my demented head. well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 -Let him catch you in his room taking pictures of his stuff while loudly humming the melody of "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" by Elton John. Call him "honey" when he catches you doing it. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 And all Australians are criminals. No, we're all descendants of criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 P.S. I have yet to see a Fosters here. I think that is just the American image of Aus. Hopefully, you never will! Fosters is our export beer as nobody here drinks it. Not even if it was the last beer on earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 No, we're all descendants of criminals. What happens in the fmaily, stays in the family. See. We can stereotype too. Criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 No, we're all descendants of criminals. Criminals lie...so how can we trust you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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