Skins24 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 (mines a little long) **just that quick the site is gone. just use this pic. washingtonpost.com Cowboys Hutchinson Sent to Mental Asylum Starting job in jeopardy By Mark Maske Washington Post Staff Writer Thursday, June 19, 2003; Page D21 After several weeks of offseason training and mincamps it has been determined that quarterback Chad Hutchinson of the Dallas Cowboys is "mentally unfit" to play football right now. "I had a feelin' that boy was a retard," Newly acquired head coach Bill Parcells said. "Something just wasn't right about him. Hutchinson, a former baseball player, started nine games for Dallas. Finishing with a record of 2-7 over those nine games. Chad was the early favorite to win the starting job again this season, however, Quincy Carter has looked much improved this offseason. Hutchinson's current trouples all but eliminate him from starting competition. "We're not looking to keep him in there for long. But, he may miss a week or so of training camp." Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said in a statement. How Chad Hutchinson's mental relapse happened is still currently a mystery. "He came to practice one day and looked real messed up. I asked him 'You ok man? You looked [expletive] up.' Then he started to mumble something. I just left him alone." fellow QB Quincy Carter explained. Hutchinson was sent to the North Dallas Mental Institution two days later. Reports from the institution say that there has been little or no improvement in Hutchinson's condition. When asked what will happen if his condition doesn't improve before the season starts, Bill Parcells explained "Well, we'll just have to see. I have no problems putting a retard in there. It'll be no difference if I put any of my other quarterbacks in. But we'll see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :laugh: :pint: :laugh: :laugh: someone has to senbd this link over to cowpie land. that was beautiful...:notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 People dun sed that Ah looks like ah be-longs in Dallas! Sheee-oot !! Ahs jes' don't know whuts they tawlkin' 'bout! Yassuh!... Or, Chad becomes excited as he learns that this year he gets to be in on the Dallas training camp tradition of corn-holing the rookies. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :laugh: :pint: :laugh: :laugh: someone has to senbd this link over to cowpie land. that was beautiful...:notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 25+ years ago....the Tuna and Hutch's mom had a secret affair. Now they are brought back together...in the name of SPORT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golgo-13 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 And they try to say that Patrick Ramsey is ugly...somebody please buy the kid a paper bag.:laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaganaut Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 25+ years ago....the Tuna and Hutch's mom had a secret affair. This is exactly what I was thinking too. Perhaps Fassel isn't the only one out there with an adopted child he gave up. The resemblance is striking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsDave Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 "They think I was kidding about that two picks per touchdown comment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorEastNCFan Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 And they thought John Elway had a set of horse teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Hutch: "Quincy... Yo azzzz staaaaaaaaaaaankssssss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Cowboys scout special olympics for QB options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 PhatHog, that is one of the worst (or funniest, depending on your point of view ... lol) pictures I've seen in my life. We've gotten some good laughs over that on the Cowboys board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Poster Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by Golgo-13 And they try to say that Patrick Ramsey is ugly...somebody please buy the kid a paper bag.:laugh: :laugh: Good one, Golgo. Hutch is one ugly mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 This just in from Cowboys camp; you can see the reaction here on Chad Hutchinson's face when at one of their minicamp practices, Bill Parcells revealed to Hutch that he is better suited to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader than the QB of the Cowboys. He took the news rather well thinking about how often he will get to look up their short skirts and the opportunity to catch them. Someone else will be throwing the cheerleaders though because Parcells told him he doesn't have a strong enough arm to throw the cheerleaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Jerry Jones: "Chad, Bill Parcells never told you what happend to your father did he?" Chad Hutchinson: "He told me you killed him..." Jerry Jones: "No Chad, I am your father." Chad Hutchinson: "AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Hello, I'm Mr. Ed......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 "Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty dread Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 ta-ta toothy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirtemp Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Can you say DORK???????????:laugh: PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That TUNA sure STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!:puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foo Fighter Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 BrainPaint (Cowboy fan) did a funny Sling Blade photoshop of that pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 That's pretty freakin funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanbu Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Is that you behind me Q?....Just a little closer and you'll know how Richie Flowers felt...oh, yeah..that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Damn Foo Fighter ! ! Tha's funny....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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