The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Okay give me a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 Buenez Diaz, stop right now kid, your gonna get merked What you doing online, shouldnt you be at the 7/11, looking for work? Rappings not your job, go pick some tomatoes, apples or peppers Mayor of Fed ex Field, always been an over the line stepper Go make me a taco, and hold the salsa Ill take it any where kid, even your casa Wants some more spanish,then thats what ill bring ya Donde esta su madre, to chupa me pinga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 you forgot the poll!!!! but lol love the spanish stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 mods, add a poll please. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 My bad shoulda gonna first, **** manners, I forgot the difference between a ***** and a lady Minor of fedex When it comes to battles im like the second coming of slim shady Truth be told if you wanna win this battle you better start creating acccounts You gonna be sitting there bitter, shaking it off like who cares tailgate posts don’t count You was an ES rapper? I don’t know how the hell you think you’re so nice Back to the future sign on a few years ago and whoop your ass twice To beat me I’ll give you a hint study my verses, **** it copy it, that’s what you should say Here ill help you with the translation I’m ice cube and after these lines today was a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 Back to the futre? Were you even born when that was around Ill be the libians okay doctor brown? No wait you can be marty, is that cool brother? Ill be biff, cause im ****ing your mother Yeah i know im white, but im tight and I just might punch your dad tonight Oh wait, your spanish, so he probably left your mom Ill look for him though, is it Jose or Juan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 ohhhh **** lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 oh good gawd...straight for the throat here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 :munchout: PS--This was one of the best Tailgate ideas...ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 if that **** was tight i aint get it cuz no hablo ingles tell me something is weird when you're buying a dress? how many more jokes are you gonna make about me being spanish come with me to langley park i bet all them jokes will vanish my back aint wet like your neck aint red so try another joke, maybe something people havent already said you just got killed but its ok i heard people talking that this is just prose either way your loved ones will mourn...let me go buy your boyfriend a rose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Smoot21 in da house. Smooty, you need to go to EDIT POST & add the poll. This version of VB won't let us go in & add it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Smoot? I'm confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 Big mike is right, i go right for the throat My ryhmes are like your family, fresh off the boat You can fine me at Fed Ex with my MAYOR Replica I think I just saw your dad driving a 1988 Celica I get grimey, slimey I got the DTC Behind me F51 Green lot, thats where you will find me If your get mad, just show up to that place But dont get mad if I throw a brick at your face Now bring me someone that can compete please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 It still wont let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 Okay. I got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i dont know if your jokes were funny or borderline racist i guess i can expect that from a white boy after a couple of cases i saw your video and it made me wonder i knew i had seen you guys before youre the icy hot stunterz! like your avatar the flows unpolished...youre just a rookie creativity absent like einstein playing hookie if you think i'm gonna sit here and take youe wack jokes then you sure are damned if its a poetry battle than mayor just got poetry slammed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 body blow body blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 1 more and then rap it up? i gotta head out of here soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i edited the spelling of stunterz for rhymings sake lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 Me a rookie? You must have bumped your head! I was rapping when you were still breast fed! Speaking of your mom, where is the ho? Cause she has a date with me, the Prez, and the CEO Its okay if your mom gets gangbanged by DTC The Coach is recording it, so it will be on TV! Sorry kid, you lost before you started I heard better from your mom, when her ***** farted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 BD likes to cyber stalk ren She won't tell him where's she's going or been BD never leaves the house, hides out behind a computer screen The Mayor reps it every game day in F-51 Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 I see your still thinking, but your just not that smart Since my first rap, I ripped you a part Keep on trying though, maybe you come with a lyrical dart If you dont, its good night sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Smoot?I'm confused... You're not old school. See, if you were, you'd know. just how old, lame & played out the icy hot stunnerz pic that BD played is around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 it is old but still got a chuckle out of me. maybe it was cuz i remember how much candace hated them too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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