Skins PR Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I posted this a while back in a random thread but was just looking at it again and thought it was worthy of it's own thread. I had two best friends during my freshman and sophomore year of high school but one of them moved to New York before our junior year. I went up to visit him one time and while I was there, he received a letter from our third friend... the one who isn't that bright and smokes a lot of pot. 12 years later I still have the letter. Here is the actual letter and a transcript since it may be difficult to read. The names have been changed to protect the not-so-bright. --------------------- Aug. 1 96 Dear Josh #79 sorry it has taken me so long to write you back So you got to run alot up there in Football practice I feel bad for you Coach Arnone said we are only going to do Agilitys once a day And we won't run as much he said so I am looking forward to football practice I talked to Mr. Tom he said that you were proble mad At him be care he hasn't Sent you your creatien I think he Sent it That day tho. my plants are growing good dier Are A problem but u as (X'ed out "smoking out") trying out some write know Josh from now on the plant will be called corn because in case someone reads this like you mom or some one because don't won't to get anyone in trouble. the corn's about 6 1/2 feet tall leaves About As big As your hand but no buddage yet but the leaves Are holding us over Just fine I hope you can read this cause I'm pretty good off write know If I had money like Pat does I would come see you but it doesn't look good for any time soon Do you still like corn Pat does. Well I gotta go sure do miss hangin out with ya hopefully I will see ya soon gone MATTHEW "The Man" Thomas #76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 So..........why are the names redacted in the letter, but not the text below it? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins PR Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 So..........why are the names redacted in the letter, but not the text below it? :whoknows: I changed the names in the text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Typewriters still existed back then. Not worth the read sorry. Seems stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 That's one hell of a run on sentence. This man has waged war on the period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins PR Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Typewriters still existed back then. Not worth the read sorry. Seems stupid. You guys don't think his attempt at being covert regarding smoking weed was funny? "From now on we will call the plant corn because in case someone reads this like you mom or some one because don't won't to get anyone in trouble." It was epic to everyone in my high school. I guess it's not as funny to people outside of my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk4theHall81 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 ?????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 pho, wtf is up with your sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 pho, wtf is up with your sig? Lost a bet ? Not sure how that could happen in the offseason, tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 pho...your sig is questionable. this thread makes no sense. why didnt you start it Mick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 pho...your sig is questionable. my quess is someone found out he was mooching pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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