Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 LEO SAYS GIR (Oxidation/reduction)Kids have dads because Dads crave mommies (Chemistry SI scale) I forgot the Redox one... that's another one we learned. And my SI one is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Everything's ****ing Beer and Cigarettes guitar notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Pie are round. Cake are square. ---------- And I still remember the formulas for taking the derivative of a fraction. The notation you use is that the derivitave of the fraction F, is dF. To remember the derivative of the division of two functions, you start with the original expression Hi -- Ho ("Hi" and "Ho" are functions. "Hi" is the one that's "on top".) The rule for the first derivative is: Hi Ho dHo - Hi dHo d( -- ) = --------------- Ho Ho Ho (It's read as "Ho de high - high de ho", and so forth.) The rule for the second derivative is: Hi Ho Ho Ho ddHi - Ho Ho Hi ddHo - 2 ( Ho dHo dHi - Hi dHo dHo ) dd( -- ) = ------------------------------------------------------------- Ho Ho Ho Ho (There's actually an extra "HO" in each of the expressions, but it cancels out.) For some reason, that is very hard to work into a conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I guess My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing? Keep Puffballs Cool Or Find Good Shelter Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 And I still remember the formulas for taking the derivative of a fraction. The notation you use is that the derivitave of the fraction F, is dF. To remember the derivative of the division of two functions, you start with the original expression Hi -- Ho ("Hi" and "Ho" are functions. "Hi" is the one that's "on top".) The rule for the first derivative is: Hi Ho dHo - Hi dHo d( -- ) = --------------- Ho Ho Ho (It's read as "Ho de high - high de ho", and so forth.) The rule for the second derivative is: Hi Ho Ho Ho ddHi - Ho Ho Hi ddHo - 2 ( Ho dHo dHi - Hi dHo dHo ) dd( -- ) = ------------------------------------------------------------- Ho Ho Ho Ho (There's actually an extra "HO" in each of the expressions, but it cancels out.) For some reason, that is very hard to work into a conversation. I like this a lot!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The Great Lakes escape your memory? Think "HOMES" Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie and Superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 Here's one: Quadratic Formula NoBody Pouts Or Minds Sipping Rum Before Bed. My Father Acts Crazy Overnight Though Anyway Negative B Plus Or Minus Square Root BB Minus Four A C Over Two A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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