Kosher Ham Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 This thread had the potential to be a classic. Still a little funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 SORRY MISS YOU"RE JUST NOT AS COOL HERE AS YOU ARE ON ES?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 HULY...you rock! Speaking of Charleston, I got a speeding ticket there last month. Exiting onto Meeting St. to go check out the old city. 47 in a 35, right as I got off the interstate.I wrote on the check ($133) I sent to them "I'm glad the North won." Haha, that's awesome. :hysterical: I've written random crap in the memo lines of my checks too. Whenever I get a parking ticket at my school or the medical center, I always write something really obnoxious on the memo line, especially since the parking at this university is absurd (as in, there is none, EVER) and they have been doing construction and shutting down roads and lots around the campus for months. Jerks. Your joke does remind me of something I heard Ben Affleck say on a late night show once. Basically he was telling a story about how he and his brother were pulled over in SC for speeding and the cop was a complete jackass. So to insult him, Affleck told him they didn't do anything wrong because they were only going the speed Sherman did when he marched his army through that damn state. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Your joke does remind me of something I heard Ben Affleck say on a late night show once. Basically he was telling a story about how he and his brother were pulled over in SC for speeding and the cop was a complete jackass. So to insult him, Affleck told him they didn't do anything wrong because they were only going the speed Sherman did when he marched his army through that damn state. :hysterical: Awesome, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Speaking of Charleston, I got a speeding ticket there last month. Exiting onto Meeting St. to go check out the old city. 47 in a 35, right as I got off the interstate.I wrote on the check ($133) I sent to them "I'm glad the North won." .. Your joke does remind me of something I heard Ben Affleck say on a late night show once. Basically he was telling a story about how he and his brother were pulled over in SC for speeding and the cop was a complete jackass. So to insult him, Affleck told him they didn't do anything wrong because they were only going the speed Sherman did when he marched his army through that damn state. :hysterical: You wonder why SC give so many tickets to out of staters :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Well I had lots of ideas for this thread but kev got out of the shower to quick and there was beer and food waiting for me at a friends house Yes I got pulled over for doing 84 in a 70 but it was funny as I have never had a ticket before. Also the cop told me if I go to court he will ask the judge to throw it out or reduce it. He also showed me how to use my cruise control on my truck and he said if I set it at 80 and do not go over 80 I would be all good. LOL Just gives me another reason to go home to SC with Flipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I told kev I got busted because flipper and I were discussing his ***** so I was not paying attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 Flipper? Priceless. God I have been away too long. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 I'll start saving up liver cells for you're next visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Because she's a girl. Girls drunk = cute. You drunk = annoying. Anyone drunk is annoying, especially women. Nothing is more of a turn off than a drunk woman.. pffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec138 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Anyone drunk is annoying, especially women. Nothing is more of a turn off than a drunk woman.. pffft Exactly! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! No one wants to see those! Stop shaking your ass for god's sake woman! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Kevin... Flipper said she loved the Marine Mammary Exam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 This thread is filled with WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 Pez... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Pez... :doh: :evilg::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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