Coach Williams Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I asked her to go out and buy: Strawberry milk ( no HFCS ) & A mop ------- 1 hour 32 minutes later she walks through the door with: Paint :doh: M&M's ( empty ) :doh: :doh: & tape :mad: ----------------------------- She just pitched a fit and stormed out because I asked her to please get what I asked for :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm an @zz ***************************************** To make a useful thread moments, post your gf/bf/spouses classic :doh: moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You must be quite proud, Mr. Koresh. BTW, how did you escape the fire? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You must be quite proud, Mr. Koresh. BTW, how did you escape the fire? :laugh: Sent his wife to get Strawerry milk and a mop 'cause he was busy posting about the End Times on a football message board. I can see why she wasn't impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Sent his wife to get Strawerry milk and a mop 'cause he was busy posting about the End Times on a football message board. I can see why she wasn't impressed. Ya think? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 you guys suck......seriously..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 What do you want us to say ? "Hey, Brice loves his wife that forgets the two things she was supposed to go to the store for." Congrats, we love her too. Once she warmed up the milk we probably wouldn't have been able to enjoy another 45 minutes or so of your company. I need my quality time too ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 What do you want us to say ? "Hey, Brice loves his wife that forgets the two things she was supposed to go to the store for." Congrats, we love her too. Once she warmed up the milk we probably wouldn't have been able to enjoy another 45 minutes or so of your company. I need my quality time too ya know. oh that's it, everyone is gettin temp bans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Brice... you failed today.:laugh: Go get that milk yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Am I the only one wondering why he needs strawberry milk AND a mop? Kinda random pair of items, huh? :laugh: Do you plan on spilling the strawberry milk or something? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Am I the only one wondering why he needs strawberry milk AND a mop? Kinda random pair of items, huh? :laugh:Do you plan on spilling the strawberry milk or something? :laugh: naaa....I wanted some milk and she needed to clean up the mess in the kitchen :laugh: I guess this is the random thread of the night then/>??????/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909997 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 useless without pix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 oh that's it, everyone is gettin temp bans haha. I'm just saying, ya know. naaa....I wanted some milk and she needed to clean up the mess in the kitchen :laugh: I guess this is the random thread of the night then/>??????/ You could have gone this route : http://www.nesquik.com/ Or helped cleaning up the mess...Wait... Why don't you already have a mop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Once she warmed up the milk we probably wouldn't have been able to enjoy another 45 minutes or so of your company. :rotflmao: I haven't laughed that hard in a long friggin time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 :rotflmao: I haven't laughed that hard in a long friggin time. Not to hijack KB, but you knew it would happen with this type of thread. J, I really wish I was able to hang with you guys on Saturday. I know you guys are going to have a blast, and you have a great support system here with a lot of us. Much love bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Not to hijack KB, but you knew it would happen with this type of thread. J, I really wish I was able to hang with you guys on Saturday. I know you guys are going to have a blast, and you have a great support system here with a lot of us. Much love bro. Man, I wish you could be there too. You guys have carried me through this, and I'm truly grateful. ****** Now, back to busting KB's chops. Can you imagine spending the End Times chained to KB's furnace, and only being released long enough to go get the wrong stuff from the market? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Man, I wish you could be there too. You guys have carried me through this, and I'm truly grateful. ****** Now, back to busting KB's chops. Can you imagine spending the End Times chained to KB's furnace, and only being released long enough to go get the wrong stuff from the market? :laugh: Anytime J, anytime. She's probably separating the egg whites, and making sausage links for breakfast right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 She's probably separating the egg whites, and making sausage links for breakfast right now. No ****. KB: "Hey honey, have I told you in the last 10 minutes that the Apocalypse is coming?" Mrs. KB: "Yeah. Can you tell it to hurry the **** up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 No ****.KB: "Hey honey, have I told you in the last 10 minutes that the Apocalypse is coming?" Mrs. KB: "Yeah. Can you tell it to hurry the **** up?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 KB's wife knows the true meaning of sufferage, and it has nothing to do with voting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Good stuff. Just what I needed tonight. KB, I know you and your lady have been together for 5-6 years or so, but can you cook at all ? And why didn't you pick up your own Strawberry Milk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Good stuff. Just what I needed tonight. KB, I know you and your lady have been together for 5-6 years or so, but can you cook at all ? And why didn't you pick up your own Strawberry Milk ? Dude. Seriously. Can you not answer your own question? :laugh: (lowering voice) *ahem* Yo, barkeep. Let's step it up with the strawberry milk, eh? I wonder how many times he has stopped at the 7-11 and bought his own? "Oh. What? Nooooo....it's not for me....It's for the kids." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 What a great thread. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 (lowering voice) *ahem* Yo, barkeep. Let's step it up with the strawberry milk, eh? I wonder how many times he has stopped at the 7-11 and bought his own? "Oh. What? Nooooo....it's not for me....It's for the kids." He's like Strike in Clockers, always with the Chocolate Moos. I think he needs the mop cuz he always pours out some milk for Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I think he needs the mop cuz he always pours out some milk for Jesus. That gave me a good LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Dude. Seriously. Can you not answer your own question? :laugh:(lowering voice) *ahem* Yo, barkeep. Let's step it up with the strawberry milk, eh? I wonder how many times he has stopped at the 7-11 and bought his own? "Oh. What? Nooooo....it's not for me....It's for the kids." I'm an awful cook..... :laugh: she=cooks, cleans, $$$, & skool I= Post on es, school & work 4 days a week.... :applause: she's a keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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