Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Wine's a sov'reign cure for sorrow, Let's drink to-day, and die to-morrow; No wonder the bottle should mortals enslave, Since it snatches the soul from the brink of the grave! Gentle creature, hither bring, Wine to soothe my love's despair; Then in merry accents sing, Woman false, as she is fair! Wine, I say! I'll drink to madness! Wine, my girl, to cure my sadness! And tell me no more there is folly in drinking Can anything equal the folly of thinking? Magic soother! sparkling wine, What is nectar, drink divine, What is nectar to champagne? Fill the goblet! fill again! No more, no more of am'rous folly, From me fly black melancholy; And tyrant take heed how you came in my view, Lest in my distraction, your boldness you rue! Smiling ruin, lovely woman, Fit companion's in our wine; For in reason surely no man Comes within your fatal line. Bring fresh bottles, bring fresh glasses, From my soul how sorrow passes! Before my witch'd eyes laughs a gay cover'd plain, While fancy forms visions that fire my brain! Then wine, I say! I'll drink to madness! Wine, my girl, to cure my sadness! And tell me no more, there's folly in drinking, Can any thing equal the folly of thinking! Buddy. Baby. Darling. No need to feel down. Candace and I will take the reigns and make you feel better inside. But I do have one request. I want... no I *need* you in the middle so we can spoon. Everything is going to be OK. Imagine it now. A Candace and Who Del sandwich with TK in the middle. Who wouldn't want a taste of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Who wouldn't want a taste of that? Me.:puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 TK- You say I'm a dreamer We're two of a kind Both of us searching for some perfect world We know we'll never find So perhaps I should leave here Yeah, go far away But you know that there's nowhere that i'd rather be Than with you here today Hold me now Warm my heart Stay with me Let loving start Let loving start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Me.:puke: Don't make me tell everyone what you did at the Eagles game in the Club section. One too many Cranberry and Vodkas and TK turns into RuPaul. Thats all I have to say about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Don't make me tell everyone what you did at the Eagles game in the Club section. One too many Cranberry and Vodkas and TK turns into RuPaul. Thats all I have to say about that. Everyone here knows I'm a Jack n Coke guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Don't make me tell everyone what you did at the Eagles game in the Club section. One too many Cranberry and Vodkas and TK turns into RuPaul. Thats all I have to say about that. work, turn to the left work, now turn to the right work, sashay shante it don't matter what you wear they're checkin' out your savior faire and it don't matter what you do cause everything looks good on you ...supermodel you better work ( cover girl ) work it girl ( give a twirl ) do your thing on the runway work ( supermodel... ) you better work it, girl ( ...of the world ) wet your lips and make love to the camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Everyone here knows I'm a Jack n Coke guy. I can't wait for our Tower of Doom match. Only so I can touch you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 TK- You say I'm a dreamer Candace- You know I'm a dreamer But my heart's of gold I had to run away high So I wouldn't come home low Just when things went right Doesn't mean they're always wrong Just take this song and you'll never feel Left all alone Take me to your heart feel me in your bones Just one more night And I'm comin' off this Long & winding road I'm on my way I'm on my way Home sweet home Tonight tonight I'm on my way I'm on my way Home sweet home Now please leave my mom's house & meet me at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Candance-Now please leave my mom's house & meet me at home. 1. Its CANDACE! 2. Are you telling me that you want to get sexual with me? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I can't wait for our Tower of Doom match. Only so I can touch you. I'm building a Tower Who_Del........ Bonus points to anyone besides Tastes Like Chicken that gets this reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Damn. You look good in a wig, Rick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 1. Its CANDACE!2. Are you telling me that you want to get sexual with me? :laugh: 1. Fixed, Kansas:) 2. If my choices are you or Whoey, what do you think. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 1. Fixed, Kansas:)2. If my choices are you or Whoey, what do you think. :laugh: Meet you at Lightfoot tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 1. Fixed, Kansas:)2. If my choices are you or Whoey, what do you think. :laugh: Whoey for sure. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Meet you at Lightfoot tonight? Sorry. Candace & I have already made plans. But I hear Jumbo's free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 this thread turned sexual on me thanks for the morning bathroom material :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Sorry. Candace & I have already made plans. But I hear Jumbo's free. I think Jumbo has plans with HunnyBunz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Sorry. Candace & I have already made plans. But I hear Jumbo's free. You son of a *****. I always knew you'd leave me for the one with the bigger chest. I can't take these games. The back and forth. It's like playing a game of Sorry! and I keep getting the card that sends me back to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 You son of a *****. I always knew you'd leave me for the one with the bigger chest. I can't take these games. The back and forth. It's like playing a game of Sorry! and I keep getting the card that sends me back to home. And you don't get to collect $200.00 either. Sucks to be you. But you're an iggle fan, so at least you're used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I think Jumbo has plans with HunnyBunz Maybe you & Whoey should hook up then. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 TK, someone just sent me a box of cookies. Do you like cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Maybe you & Whoey should hook up then. :laugh: We already have, numerous times. You up for a 6th go around Matt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 TK, someone just sent me a box of nookies. Do you like nookies? A box of what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 This thread is like watching a kid get in trouble. You want to turn your head and pretend you don't notice what's going on. But you still can't help but watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 This thread is like watching a kid get in trouble. You want to turn your head and pretend you don't notice what's going on. But you still can't help but watch. You are the chocolate in my vanilla shake Joe. Oh so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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