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These guys win the "Drunks of the Week" Award...


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not sure what is the funniest part of this story....drunk trying to wild ride ponies, they were naked, or it was 6:00 AM!!!

http://www.wboc.com/Global/story.asp?S=6962400&nav=MXEF

Campers at Assateague Island Arrested for Trying to Ride Ponies, Tackle Deer

08/21/2007 3:03 PM ET

OCEAN CITY, Md.- Maryland Natural Resources Police say two extremely drunk men from Ocean City were arrested on Assateague Island over the weekend for trying to ride the wild ponies and tackle sika deer.

Police say 33-year-old Thomas A. Chapman and 27-year-old Anthony J. Marchiano are charged with disorderly conduct. Chapman is also charged with attempting to feed, touch, tease, frighten or intentionally disturb wildlife in a state park.

Officers responded to the park about at around 6 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 18. Witnesses told police Chapman was running around the campsite naked and trying to ride the ponies and tackle the deer. Police say he yelled profanities until officers arrested him.

Chapman was taken before a Worcester County District Court Commissioner and released on an unsecured bond. Marchiano was issued a citation for disorderly conduct and released on his signature.

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These guys have competition:

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070822/ENT/70822032&imw=Y

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Bill Murray could face a drunken-driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law.

The golf cart had been on display for a week outside the downtown hotel where Murray and other VIPs attending the Scandinavian Masters golf tournament, were staying, tournament head Fredrik Nilsmark said.

Murray apparently drove the golf cart to the trendy Cafe Opera nightclub, less than a mile away, and was pulled over on his way back to the hotel.

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STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Bill Murray could face a drunken-driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law.

The golf cart had been on display for a week outside the downtown hotel where Murray and other VIPs attending the Scandinavian Masters golf tournament, were staying, tournament head Fredrik Nilsmark said.

Murray apparently drove the golf cart to the trendy Cafe Opera nightclub, less than a mile away, and was pulled over on his way back to the hotel.

I sat and got drunk with Bill Murray and his wife in St. Croix in '99 and watched a green flash at sunset. He does all drunks (including me) proud. He was cool as can be and his wife was pretty hot too. :refill:

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