Fatboy10 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288395,00.html Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester MELBOURNE, Australia — A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester. Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms. While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement. "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked. "Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said. Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers. How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products. No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Part II: The testers enter a house to test their product and waiting for them is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Part II: The testers enter a house to test their product and waiting for them is... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!...."....So what are you doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers. Because I'm married.... and my wife doesn't want to have sex with me more than 50x a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampSkinsFanatic Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Part II: The testers enter a house to test their product and waiting for them is... lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Because I'm married.... and my wife doesn't want to have sex with me more than 50x a week x = 0.02 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 x = 0.02:laugh: :laugh: :notworthy Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 x = 0.02:laugh: One of us has been married for 5 years and engaged for 6 years prior..... and the other dude is asking ExtremeSkins members for advice on which car will help him get laid. People in glass houses..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Hmm. What's an "actual authorized professional"? Hope it's not a Kangaroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 x = 0.02 HAHAHAHA!!!! :laugh: nice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Part II: The testers enter a house to test their product and waiting for them is... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!...."....So what are you doing?" "I'm just here to talk to her. She said that she was home alone, and I just wanted to make sure she was okay. I wasn't trying to have sex with her ... no matter what my chat transcript says." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 x = 0.02:laugh: 50.02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Only sailors use condoms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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