CoachingWinsChampionships Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 One more and I'm outta here: Bus driver on intercom as it starts to rain: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey... C'mon, everybody!Entire bus, singing: You'll never know, dear, how much I love you -- please don't take my sunshine away. Chick: I think that was the least-New York moment of my entire life. --M79 bus :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 <kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<kylev> hahahahaha <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha :laugh: This one is hilarious too: <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances -< * nmp3bot dances |-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[sA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet Here's one for the :geek:s in the crowd:<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow. <SpaceRain> STUPID :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I love this thread. Good one, Jrock. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Well, Duh Mom to screaming child: Shut the **** up! Man: Yeah, keep telling your kid 'Shut the **** up' so he can grow up and steal my car someday. --6 train Overheard by: ChickyWang F'n CLASSIC!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 White chick to black chick: That's a cute bag. It would be, if it were real.Black chick: *****, it ain't fake, it's stolen! :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 <green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the ****ing plants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borninblood Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Hobo: Pretty soon this gon' be a paper-less world. I'll help you... Gimme all your paper money. I bring you to the future. --Outside CVS, Lex Hobo, after bumping into Asian lady suit: Damn! Bump into me and don't even say sorry. That's rude -- just plain rude. Now I know why Godzilla attacked you guys. Just damn rude. Rude, rude, rude. Hey, watch out back there. Godzilla starts munching down on this subway and he's for sure gon' start right back there. --A train Hobo: Beware the lesbians! They feed at sundown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 30-ish investment banker on cell: She had so much makeup on her face she looked like she had just blown 20 clowns. --44th & Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Girl: I'm hungry, can we stop somewhere and get something to eat? Husband: Are you hungry again? Girl: Yea, that's what I said. Husband: You've been eating all day fatty, it's not like.... Girl: It's not like what? Husband: It's not like you're pregnant anymore. Girl: {slap to back of husband's head} You *******, I had a miscarriage!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted June 29, 2007 Author Share Posted June 29, 2007 30-ish investment banker on cell: She had so much makeup on her face she looked like she had just blown 20 clowns.--44th & Park :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you! Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open? Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her. Im pretty sure that I was Suit #2, cause ive definitely said that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borninblood Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Guy #1: I'd totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. --College Walk, Columbia University Overheard by: King Arthur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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